As a graduate, doing a job that pays ₦70k monthly is worse than being a failure. Here is a list of people earning more than you: the Akara woman in your area, the Okada rider who carries you to the bus stop,
In my office, there’s this particular colleague of mine who's a bachelor. He cooks his own food and brings it to work. Then there’s another colleague of mine, a beautiful single lady, who buys food every day.
One day, the bachelor brought hot party jollof rice and plantain. I can’t lie, the aroma was mad. 😂
That’s how the single aunty said, "Fine boy, let me taste your rice jor."
The bachelor replied, "Come and eat na."
She tasted the food and got hooked. Since then, the bachelor has been bringing two spoons to work every day, one for himself and one for the single aunty. This went on for weeks.
Then yesterday, the bachelor didn’t bring food and wanted to buy from our usual food vendor. He then noticed that the single aunty had brought her own food. He wanted to eat from it, but she refused, saying she doesn’t like sharing her food and that she would bring food for him another day.
The bachelor got angry and left.
Now the single aunty is saying he’s overreacting and asking why he’s keeping score because she ate his food.
Omo, if this is not stinginess, I don’t know what it is again. 😂