courtney paige barnett

comedian, writer, voiceover artist, dragon. I make words for @Reductress & @REALpunknews sometimes.

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

what’s the German word for the feeling when a man interrupts your Georgia O’Keefe moment

[Budd Anthony Diaz @buddanthonydiaz]

I want to die how I lived: ermahherding in a ROFLcopter

[Katie Perry @katieeperry]

How about this for a cross-generational collab

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

@brooketrantor Ma’am! 🔥

[Reductress @Reductress]

Why I’d Rather Be Hit by a Car Than Do a Light Jog Across the Street: https://t.co/e59D14sV5D

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

happy bennigan’s day

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

nothing’s better than gwenship

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

every day I think about how pigeons are feral, not wild, and that they build shitty nests because they’re used to working with rocks and not sticks. we did pigeons so dirty, they deserve to poop on us!

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

@sweetgreen I did!

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

this was $4
@sweetgreen explain yourself

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

I just hope those boys have fun

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

@allison_mick @SGJ72 This is one of my favorites!! I always recommend it

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

ordered a 23andMe kit because it’s high time I found out where this ass came from

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

This year’s best picture nominees if they took place in LA:

The Banshees of Inisherin:

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

@literallymecats

[🌺Mai Perkins✨TWNE 📖✍🏿✨ @FlyMai16]

Before the Memphis Police Dept. releases the video of 5 MPD officers murdering #TyreNichols during a routine traffic stop, and that heinous video inevitably goes viral, I want to amplify THIS video of Tyre LIVING his best life. 🛹👑🙏🏿😔✊🏿
#JusticeForTyreNichols
🎥: Austin Dean

[courtney paige barnett @OpenBarnett]

@jensburpin in high school I was teaching crafts to kids at a science museum and literally said “it’s so easy you could do it blindfolded!” to a blind child. I was 17 and I still think about it every day.