Jess Martin

oh.

[milk🔻 @TheSuperiorPink]

this can’t be the future dippin dots was the ice cream of

[Jess Martin @OpenEyedSneeze]

Hopefully the next World Cup won’t make the same mistake as the Olympics and will sign her as an official commentator.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

GIVE ME THAT!! @USWNT #WARRIORS

[Jess Martin @OpenEyedSneeze]

Leslie Jones is the thought bubble of every viewer. The most authentic and entertaining voice in sports and it’s not even close.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Leslie Jones does it stay anywhere I’m not welcomed. #uptoyallnow

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Search-kun, a mix of a dog and a tomato with an antenna on its head, is the mascot for Tomato House, a real estate agency in Sapporo, Japan.

[Jess Martin @OpenEyedSneeze]

Ban coins.
#BillsMafia

[TimLyons @TimLyons]

To me this is perfect.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

No more tickets are available for the UWCL clash between Barcelona vs. Real Madrid at the Camp Nou in March.

85,000 tickets were snapped up in three days 🤯👏

[Jess Martin @OpenEyedSneeze]

A panko sandbox for making eggplant parm send tweet.

[Jess Martin @OpenEyedSneeze]

Let’s go BUFFALO!!!!

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

I’m sad that 15 years from now @megstalter is going to be one of our most respected prestige actresses and she won’t do bullshit like this anymore. They’re going to Colman her.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here we have just a little guy, toasty and content as he reflects on his day. 13/10 would try my best not to disturb him

[Jess Martin @OpenEyedSneeze]

Omg.

[NaomiOsaka大坂なおみ @naomiosaka]

We can play against Zoe and Rocco lol

[Marisa Roffman @marisaroffman]

NBC will be re-airing Betty White's 2010 episode of #SNL tonight.

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Happy New Year. It's time to plan some adventures.

[Jess Martin @OpenEyedSneeze]

Just so funny.

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

RIP Betty White, the only SNL host I ever saw get a standing ovation at the after party. A party at which she ordered a vodka and a hotdog and stayed til the bitter end.

[Jess Martin @OpenEyedSneeze]

Betty😩😩😩😩

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Spurs assistant coach and former WNBA star Becky Hammon is closing in on a deal to become the Las Vegas Aces' new head coach in what would be the most lucrative contract in WNBA history, per @ShamsCharania and @ChantelJennings

[Jess Martin @OpenEyedSneeze]

Karl Havoc’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.