OperateEeyore

Anonymous Burro. PARODY account is new but I am not: 💎👋🦍 since 💦🤧

Boobies, Memes, $GME, $BP, $HOODWINKED, $TT 🐈‍⬛👉🚪 $AT.

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@RegiStonk it’s not veiny enough.

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@RegiStonk

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@buddyblack88

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@229Billion @BarkingPuppy8 @TheRoaringKitty Russian?

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@PatriotGrog almost. Then you divide by 741 = 13,645. 13645 tomorrows from now.

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@beebeebeewhyQ

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@OldJimZimmer Is it a goal post relocater? Always comes in handy.

[Richard Z. Ptardio @RichardPtardio]

In the nineties a few of us had the job of assessing new recruits. Our method was to march them round to the Sainsbury's on Moorgate, hand each one a pint of milk and see who got through the checkout first. Reading which queue is moving, how fast, and when to jump ship for a better one is most of what trading is, and the test was uncannily accurate.

Except for Crispin, who came last every single time and was, by some distance, the best trader of his year. Eventually we worked out why. He always went for the prettiest cashier and spent five minutes at the till asking what time she finished.

"Lucky for him," Pennyworth remarked, "trading screens don't have tits."

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@RichardPtardio This made my morning.

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This is bigger than just one man, until it isnt.

[Grog - Barking Patriot @PatriotGrog]

Day 9 of making Ryan Cohen Bigger until the warrants are in the money, or he responds.

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@TrollyMagic @OldJimZimmer

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@TrollyMagic Trolly has returned! All is well.

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@tedb33r @FamousVariety @greg16676935420 greg’s bags are dragging heavy with $cum

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moar. Funds can be provided.

[Grog - Barking Patriot @PatriotGrog]

Day 10 of making Keith Gill Bigger until he returns, or I run out of funds for AI tokens.

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@m74ft1 @TheRoaringKitty Becuase all generative AI note the caveat- is just unprofitable overclocked autocorrect with dangerous hallucination baked in. Largest misallocation of capital in history.

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@ProjectRocket42 @Haggardkek yes- its so good. that would be awesome. Didnt even know there was one that played literally backwards 😳

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@ProjectRocket42 Jusy noticed. Thanks Miles (@Haggardkek) and @projectrock42 Need to google drive this. I pull clips from it, rewatch often.

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@Haggardkek @RegiStonk and yet never thought to read it in reverse….

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@229Billion @BarkingPuppy8 @TheRoaringKitty @ryancohen @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @michaeljburry @BeTheHoss @gamestop @AMc @BedBathBeyond @WhiteHouse

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@G33group picasso i like it