Andrew Berg

1st CHAD, CWOT CAG

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

It’s a great day to go to the gym and lift to Frank Ocean and act like I actually have game

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

@AnarchoShanties I listened to bones in the ocean for 2 hours on repeat on Tuesday, downloaded the longest John’s full album today.

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

Yeah you bet your ass I just spent $12 in the iTunes Store downloading sea shanties to listen to at the gym later

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

What’s it called when you have resting bitch face but instead of bitch face being the expression, the expression is “I want to kill myself”

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

Damn, looks like DoorDash is here, better put some pants on

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

And who would have guessed that a year and a half later, I EDC and handgun with an RMR on it

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

>unironically EDCing a handgun with an RMR on it

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

I’d like to personally thank the Ctrl and Z keys for ensuring I still have a job

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

Damn bro Shakira killed it

[Niki Lattarulo @NikiLattarulo]

WATCH: Freddie Gillespie's journey to Baylor is one of a kind. He played two years of high school basketball before playing division 3. What happens next was something he never saw happening.

FULL STORY: https://t.co/PMgvcgqkMx

@6NewsCTX @freddieg_33 @KCENSports

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

It’s such a weird time in life, everyone is either getting engaged or their childhood dog is passing away

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

Y’all ever just send a 9/11 joke over IM to the wrong coworker on accident

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

All I want is to go one day without seeing Kris Lindahl’s face

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

Browns Steelers game was nuts

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

Having a gf is great, especially when you send a good morning text and she texts back that you did something in a dream she doesn’t remember so she’s mad at you

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

Life is one long bruh moment broken up intermittently by king moments

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

When a French person sees something in miles per hour instead of baguette surrenders per FAMAS

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

Mood: dads that work out at the YMCA wearing a visor

[Andrew Berg @OperatorBerg]

I’ve been semi-erotically fantasizing about deleting Canvas off my phone for a few weeks now

[Collin @csedwar23]

*walks into party*

Canvas: Exam 2 Graded

Me @ the party:

https://t.co/sJ7URbLqnI