“Shabana Mahmood, another satisfied customer:”
"Racist bastards… black and white bastards… get out now. I'll fuck you guys up if you don't listen to me. I'll end you up… if you don't get this fuck arrested I'll end you. Don't ever think that you can take control over my life. I swear to God, I shoot you 1,000 time… you won't see your blood on the floor. If my hand and my testy were okay… I would kill this Fucker in a way that no one killed person in Tora. I shoot people. I kill people… shoot straight away hellfire. I swear to God I will shoot and kill this mother. I will blow them all up. Do you really think this is jihad on you?"
Auditing Britain, October 2026. Police station. Man demanding arrest of "Shagunab/Nor Rahman/Jab" for allegedly wiping shoes on his clothes. Death threats to officers follow. They stand and take it.
Meanwhile Labour's official account this week: posts ITV undercover documentary about Reform councillors saying words.
How very clever you think you are.
@AuditingBritain
When Julius Caesar was 25, he was kidnapped by pirates. He acted like they worked for him. They demanded a ransom of 20 talents. Caesar laughed at them for not knowing who they had captured, and told them to ask for 50. He spent 38 days as their prisoner. When he wanted to sleep, he ordered them to stop talking. He wrote poems and speeches and read them out loud. When the pirates didn’t admire them, he called them illiterate barbarians. He often told them, laughing, that he would come back and execute them all. They thought he was joking. As soon as the ransom was paid, he raised a fleet, hunted them down and had every one of them crucified, exactly as he had promised.