𝓣𐍂❂l̷l̷ 🧌• 荒らし 🧑🏾‍💻

Occupation: Killin’ OPPS. #Freespeech. #MakeNigeriaGreat 🇳🇬🇳🇬

[𝓣𐍂❂l̷l̷ 🧌• 荒らし 🧑🏾‍💻 @OppsTroll]

Gang leader for campus but na you dey wash plate for house 😂😂😂😂

[𝓣𐍂❂l̷l̷ 🧌• 荒らし 🧑🏾‍💻 @OppsTroll]

@heeroh4kt01 @playboysimii @FabrizioRomano Why you come run for am 😂😂
Your papa go dey work
Your mama go dey suck landlord epon 😂😂

Right go reach soon
Another 3way with your dad and mum
What a family 😂😂😂

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

Fallen angels 💔

[𝓣𐍂❂l̷l̷ 🧌• 荒らし 🧑🏾‍💻 @OppsTroll]

@playboysimii 😂😂

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

Make one woman just ask me why i pierce my ear and nose 🙏🏼🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

Feminists faster claiming they don’t need men
😅😅😅

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

"My biggest fear is not knowing when to quit music. Look at my good friend Ronaldo, after everything he's done for football, they still laughed at him during and after the World Cup. I pray to God every day to show me the right time to pack it up" — Davido

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

Me and my son, sometime in 2040 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

Who send me Spotify premium 😭

Them done Commot 1,600 from my last 2k now 😭😭

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

Kudos to all of them for keeping the laugh in.
And that’s how to set a proper weeding memory 😅😂😂

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

Me: how much is socks
Vendor: Socks is 1,500
Me: haha, mummy sock is 500 now
Vendor: Big boy nié now ( you’re a big boy now)
Me: Mummy 500, ni moni 😒😒

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

Pops: Go and buy 3,000 naira petrol
Me: Buys puff puff of 200 naira
Filling Station: No petrol again
Me: regretting why them even send me.

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

Are Mids allowed too?

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

When I give someone my phone and they try to check my Red App

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

Captain Jack Parrot 🏴‍☠️
😂😂😂

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

The next morning after she started kissing me like crazy, and then told me she’s on her period 😒

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

They did not have egg, so I bought ponmo inste***

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

They didn’t have Knorr Chicken so I bought Chicki Chic…

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

“Ko gbodo jebe”
The twins in your belly 😅

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

“I don’t ever regret buying anything. If I buy something no matter how expensive it is, once the money don go, e don go. We go hustle for another one”

—Davido

[ѕιмι🎴🀄️ @playboysimii]

I’m literally a duck

I dey swim sometimes
I dey walk some time
I still dey fly too, no ask me how
On some highest in the room shit