Optimistic Burger

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[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

X is an ecosystem. It is an interesting place to exchange ideas. At root this requires accounts to say interesting things, and for those ideas to trade around and engage minds.

I think this has declined. I think some manipulation of the platform is obvious. Accounts are being boosted that are pretty flat, others are being labeled as trash for no reason. I don’t think it’s good long run for what this place is or even for the financial bottom line.

I don’t like to complain on here because I view my own account as a privilege. I had about 300 followers 5 years ago. But a lot of us notice that we are being suppressed, and I think it’s worth noting openly.

If I ever leave here by the way - it will be an Irish goodbye. I will just delete the account without warning. I am more and more inclined to do this every day because of the obvious platform manipulation that makes me think business priorities are massively overcoming ‘public square’ priorities. Those need to be balanced.

I would like to come here every day and see interesting people say interesting things. I can still do that - but I have to work at it. I didn’t work at it before. End of rant.

[Whıp @WhippingSpoon]

u got 2 feel the flow

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

"They drew first blood."

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

WATCH: Humanoid robot wearing a blue clown wig in China appears to execute a roundhouse kick, striking a young child in the stomach and causing the child to double over in pain

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

He incites tortilla abuse.

[Big Tex Harrison @Tharrison1840]

He even hates the traditions of Texas Tech because their mascot makes him feel icky

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

@newstart_2024 Hydrogenated water... wtf?
Is he drinking H3O or something?

Apparently that's very acidic and can really damage your organs.

This sounds like a load of bull.

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

@the_schizo_wiki @JSM641 @davjamswell @peterrhague @kevinnbass That gets into the realm of "theoretical physics" which is mostly just make-believe qnd best guesses.

Not quite the same as real physics.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

On June 8, 2026, I’ll speak on the floor of the House to honor and memorialize the brave crew of the 🇺🇸 USS Liberty who died and were wounded in an unprovoked attack by 🇮🇱 Israel on June 8, 1967. Catch my speech on @cspan.

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

I just want to give props to this guy's PR team.
They're good, worth the money.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

NGL, I thought this clip was going to have a different ending.

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: CBP intercepts boat carrying 240 Haitian nationals attempting to enter the U.S. illegally.

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

California is not a serious place.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Nithya Raman soars to a 71% chance of advancing to the LA mayoral runoff, as officials continue processing mail-in ballots.

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

👀

[Marhelm @MarhelmData]

Mercuria head of freight says 10% of global ships could be forced to stop next month due to fuel shortages

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

@Jagadoo13 Yes, at least that's what it says, but they're likely using a VPN//proxy.

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

Are anime girls the new meta for bot accounts?

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

The SPLC aren't the only ones doing this, they just got caught.
There's money on both sides doing stuff like this.

Everything is fake, its theater.

[Tyler O'Neil @Tyler2ONeil]

🚨READ IT

The Justice Department just secured a superseding indictment against the Southern Poverty Law Center, and it reveals some new bombshells

🧵1/20

https://t.co/uRCbnWaBzr

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

Also in current news.
Water is wet.

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

'I lost my job – in part – for attempting to blow the lid off the NFL's open secret: that some female sports reporters, rumored to include some of the most prominent names in the business, trade sex for stories' https://t.co/IbpOrWmVLG 🔗

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

Art students.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Mole people? Treasure hunters? Something else?

Police are investigating a string of bizarre incidents involving mysterious groups of people entering and exiting New York City sewers through manholes in the dead of night.

Videos show different groups equipped with flashlights, waders, and other gear disappear underground for hours before reappearing on city streets.

Police say there’s no known threat to public safety, but the mystery underground excursions have sparked a citywide investigation.

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

This Bricks and Minifigs story will be taught for generations in business schools on what not to do.

It will be in the chapter next to "New Coke" in the textbooks.

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

Bricks and Minifigs is suing Reckless Ben for RICO, defamation, civil conspiracy, tortious interference, stalking, and trespass, among other claims.

Link to complaint here: https://t.co/qG9utaxW2d

[Optimistic Burger @Optimisticbger]

@TinFoilTony Scranton Joe will beat your ass with a chain.