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Bred at Stratton | WZAB Broadcaster.

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the best songs, are just the best songs.

#LevonHelm

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My stock of UK chocolates is getting so extensive, that I should open the "Johnny Irish" Sweets Shop.

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I will never delete a tweet at the request of some random billion dollar corporation!

If my Mom calls, I'm not here. Back in an hour.

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Just got off the phone. None of the lights are on.

Best call ever ;)

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Just opened the door .. naked.

After that crazy scene ended.

My question was, how can I help you?

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Amazing Thursday.

(Plus 1)

It's only Wednesday ;)

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If you return a call from your good friends girlfriend and he answers ..

delete call. Asap. #porkchop.

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I'm such a fatty .. I'm going to buy a

"This body is Positive" tee-shirt

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My entire day has been 12% battery life.

Guns and Roses. > Living on a chain.

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My hair is amazing.

All the non-Irish Ladies, can take a step back.

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It turns out ..

#DouplePorkChop has a girlfriend ;)

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Double Pork Chop ;)

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How does cuba .. Have 9 airports?

Most major cities have only 2.

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Just wanted to wish ..

Pork Chop an amazing day ;)

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I know this guy, a porky fellow.

So we call him Pork Chop ;)

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Rangers are hosting the Devils tonight.

As a good Catholic .. jersey can kiss my '. ss.

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Tusli Gabbord is awesome.

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The Italians call it ..

"Bella Johnny"

For me . Thursday.

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My neighbor hates Long Island's WBAB Radio so much ... I play the app every night ;)

Best revenge ever.

Next Up: Billy Joel

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Teaching my dog to pee on the front door of the apartment next door. It's going to be an awesome 2020!