I love when I get on a crowded train and it gradually clears out after a few stops and I see someone who’s also been there the whole time and we look at each other like “guess it’s just us now”and then I transform into an ice dragon and freeze them with my ice breath attack
my eye doctor always pokes me in both eyes and goes “does this hurt?” and then laughs so hard he vomits for a while and then acts like it didn’t happen