🔥 SteveN

🖨️ Elite Copiers & Printers for ALL of Chicagoland!

🏢 #OfficeEquipment #Xerox #Kyocera #Canon #HP 🤖

👔 *ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ

🏈 #DaBears

🌻 #sunflowers

[🔥 SteveN @OptimusPrintX]

Office Rambo, reporting for duty. While y’all are crying over jammed toner and TPS reports, I’m out here looking like I just walked off the set of First Blood. These copiers fear me. Bandana on, arms crossed — cooler than you could ever dream of being! 😎🖨️

[Die-Hard Chicago @DieHard_Chicago]

(2002) Shaq’s punch was few inches away from ending Brad Miller

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

People work 8-10 hours a day, 5 days a week for someone else's profit.

Then they spend 4 hours at night staring at screens.

Basically, living for weekends + 4 weeks PTO on repeat until age 65.

While the government takes 25-30% their income.

And we're told this is "normal."

[Waken Minds 𓂀 @wakenminds]

It’s said to be 1200 years old.

I have questions..

[Jen @IlliniJen]

Who’s actually stopping them?

We already ignore the traffic laws we have. No-chase policy means they just keep riding.

A law nobody enforces is just a suggestion.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Gen Z increasingly uses AI for everything from dating advice to workouts & friendship dilemmas. — WSJ

[Talley Brand Co. @talleybrand]

BLACK ICE had another version in it.

On this one, Chicago orange burns through the Bears script, numbers, stripes and GSH.

Nothing about the orange is new.

The way it burns here is.

Chicago has never been a one-temperature town.

BLACK ICE.

With plenty of the fire still in it.

#CHI #bears #blackice https://t.co/OOGvuarqYz

[🔥 SteveN @OptimusPrintX]

@CT_nerd_girl @AlpacaAurelius yeah, most colognes/perfumes are NON-aerosol, it is more so VOC's from spray can scents that trigger this mainly, not spritz from a bottle

[NerdGirl (butt arc) @CT_nerd_girl]

I’m in the fragrance industry. I smell fragrances all day long every day. I have zero allergies. Zero cancer. People in my industry typically live long lives. My one colleague is still working and she’s 80. We can’t use phalates bpa toluene etc even in ppms from synthesis. But I know MANY other industries that can use these - you should look into that. It’s not fragrances causing the problems. Look elsewhere.

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

we need to start treating cologne like second hand smoke.

id way rather smell someones cigarette than their toxic cologne.

colognes are loaded with 100s of undisclosed chemicals, phthalates, bpa and fertility destroying carcinogens.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[Mr. Pool @MrPool_QQ]

🔻 YOUR TEARS CONTAIN A NATURAL PAINKILLER 6 TIMES STRONGER THAN MORPHINE. AND YOU WERE TRAINED TO HOLD THEM BACK.

In 2006, researchers at the Pasteur Institute in Paris discovered a molecule in human tears called leucine-enkephalin. It is an endogenous opioid. Your body manufactures it. It binds to the same receptors as morphine. It is six times more potent.

Every time you cry, your body is not breaking down. It is self-medicating.

Dr. William Frey at the University of Minnesota proved that emotional tears have a completely different chemical composition than reflex tears. When you cry from cutting an onion, the tears are mostly water. When you cry from grief, stress, or pain, the tears contain cortisol, adrenaline, prolactin, and leucine-enkephalin. Your body is literally flushing stress hormones out through your eyes and replacing them with its own painkiller.

People who cry regularly have lower blood pressure, lower cortisol levels, and stronger immune function than those who suppress tears. This has been measured.

Men are told crying is weakness. Women are told it is emotional instability. Children are told to stop. An entire species trained to suppress the one biological mechanism designed to flush poison from the body and replace it with medicine.

You have a pharmacy behind your eyes. It activates automatically when you need it most. It costs nothing. It requires no prescription. And for your entire life, you were told to shut it off.

The next time your body tells you to cry, let it. It knows exactly what it is doing.

Share this until everyone sees it.

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[Doog @doogadoo11]

Am I the only one who's never seen a Flock Camera?

Sound like they're everywhere

But I've never actually seen one

[Libs Of Chicago @Libs_OfChicago]

Liberals: Trumps tariffs are bad.

Also Liberals: Canada tariffs are good.

Fucking morons!

Stand for nothing, fall for everything.

[🔥 SteveN @OptimusPrintX]

@Polymarket What ?? 🤣

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Trump reveals the United States may rename the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

[104.3 The Score @thescorechicago]

Clear your schedule.

[🔥 SteveN @OptimusPrintX]

@_iamlougotti 13 #DaBears

[🔥 SteveN @OptimusPrintX]

@td_nash Walter Payton #DaBears 1985

[@levelsio @levelsio]

Strava's data is quite protected so I couldn't index it for Hoodmaps

But the good thing is the US Census data publishes median income level and the data is very fresh and accurate, so I added it to 🗺️ https://t.co/2R4tRNJF0z

So now you can switch to [ 💰 Income mode ] and instantly see wealth or lack of wealth concentrated

[Flat Earth Zone @FlatEarthZone]

“There were giants in the earth in those days…” Genesis 6:4

We usually think of giant men… but what about giant creatures? Naka Cave makes you wonder just how different the world before the Flood really was.