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I told my wife that she'd never be a powerful sorcerer like Willow Ufgood.

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@AnisaTheGreasy I'm glad I'm out. . . Sometimes.

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@AnisaTheGreasy I know that tool, love the tool. Hate the name.

[Class of '09 Puzzle Showdown OUT NOW @Class_of_09]

Kylar announces our first Puzzle tournament open to the public! #classof09puzzleshowdown

[Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi]

Happy 4th!

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@theeLovelyAmy @GrouchyGodzilla Get her boys!

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@GrouchyGodzilla

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@ElCid_Tweets Thank you for sharing.

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@HappyHarryToons @ChannelAwesome @HeatherReusz @MalcolmtheRay Thank you Harry.

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@violetsaucy Be safe.

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@AromaticHyena Happy Birthday!

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

holy FUCK… is- is that… the BURNT PEANUT… taking over AT&T!???!
*shits in my diaper* NO. FUCKING. WAY!!!! I gotta tell my wife’s boyfriend about this when he’s finished up with her!!! SO. MUCH. WIN!!!!

[Out of Context Unova @OOC_Unova]

Champion Iris I'm at your feet

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@HappyHarryToons @ElArteDeLaVidaX You're not trying hard enough, go slow, I know you can do it.

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@taniaaaramos

[Out of Context Unova @OOC_Unova]

What is your favorite Bug type Pokemon?

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@jacksfilms @Dexerto Jacksfilms, I'm very proud of you.

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@kaileyinCA Good job, keep up the good work.

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@pubity @HappyHarryToons

[Geoff Thew @G0ffThew]

Logan Paul is something FAR worse than a tourist. He's ruining your hobbies, on purpose, for profit.

And he's not alone. https://t.co/uQlHG1pkGA

[emme @basicallyedd]

i made a onesie for the little girl :) i needed something quick and easy to get my brain going