Optimus Smegma

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ONE OF US ONE OF US

[Shrek @Shrek]

It’s happening... it’s really happening! Experience Shrek 5 only in theaters summer 2027.

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@PGATOUR @McIlroyRory

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@TheMasters

[APOLLO MEDIA @ApolloHOU]

“Not Dead Yet” - Our Astros 2026 Hype Vid

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Iran never stood a chance against The Rizzler.

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Wanna seem some real speed bitch

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Y'all see that speed? 👀

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Can confirm

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@PFTCommenter

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@MuseAstros

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The lizard has found his shadow one again

[MLB @MLB]

Cristian Javier was unhittable tonight! 👀

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

The climb starts again 🤘

🎙️ @undertaker

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Livvy Dunne in Houston June 2nd to the 4th

[Julia Morales @JuliaMorales]

2026 schedule is out.

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Y’all already know 🤘

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The lizard will find his shadow once again

[Houston Astros @astros]

Get ready, H-Town.

#BuiltForThis

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@astros

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@astros

[Relive Apollo 11 @ReliveApollo11]

“Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.” #Apollo11

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@MarvelStudios

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@BenVerlander

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@MLB @astros