dat way

sheeeeeeesh

[dat way @OptimusYeesh]

@bigcontentguy There is exactly one hat in this group that would go on my #head

[dat way @OptimusYeesh]

@shintlove Haitian? More like “ate him”

him being your dog, who in this context we can assume is a male

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[dat way @OptimusYeesh]

Fat mothafuckas on the bus stopping this shit every 30 seconds …. Get off and walk a block tubby

[dat way @OptimusYeesh]

@TheMonkeyJungle calvinfinite piss stream 🔥🔥🔥

[dat way @OptimusYeesh]

#WhoWantTheyPussyAte

[@pat @0xpatterns]

“Why don’t you just eat fucking ramen everyday? Just eat peanut butter and ramen for 50 years dumbass and invest all your money into the pico top of the gayest most fragile empire in history you dumbass idiot. Just starve and eat shit and dirt everyday for your entire life and then you can spend $30 on lunch when you’re old and about to die it’s simple. Don’t you know your 20’s are for grinding?? You’re supposed to eat shit for the majority of your life that’s why your ancestors built America. So you could eat shit and fucking die moron.”

[dat way @OptimusYeesh]

Why did movie theater bathrooms always have condom dispensers growing up

[dat way @OptimusYeesh]

If I got hantavirus i’d be coughing on people left and right

What’s mine is yours 💯 just the type of guy i am

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[police sketch artist interrupts me] large naturals?

[dat way @OptimusYeesh]

@shintlove They actually need it more than you, you know bombs cost money right

[dat way @OptimusYeesh]

That’s a sweet medal! Did you and 10,000 other people run 3 miles slowly this morning?

[goofy @goofyjokestar]

This is my magnum opus

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[dat way @OptimusYeesh]

2 hour authorized early departure for a holiday I don’t celebrate

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Jesus chose to die for us? How selfless. I bet that was a real tough decision, walking away from a life of manual labor and getting zero pussy, in exchange for becoming the most famous guy of all time

[dat way @OptimusYeesh]

@shintlove Been saying this 💯

[dat way @OptimusYeesh]

@shintlove Imagine if you eated it 😳