Optimus Slime

On that slug grind
#slugtwitter

[Optimus Slime @Optimus_Slime]

@marxbot3000 Ridiculous. Snails are all liberals. Nothing to lose but your shells, comrades!

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@marxbot3000 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR SHELLS

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@anna_escott Y slugs gotta be fat and ugly? Some of us are cute af.

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@SirEviscerate TFW it's 2017 and you still read stuff like this online.

[Optimus Slime @Optimus_Slime]

This is something a snail would say as it hides in its shell like a coward. Goddamn snails. https://t.co/ZXMBc3Zz2g

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A budget that puts #AmericaFirst must make safety its no. 1 priority—without safety there can be no prosperity: https://t.co/9lxx1iQo7m

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@ChelseaClinton What ever happened to SNAIL mail, huh?

J/k, snails are trash.

[Optimus Slime @Optimus_Slime]

Bae: I got us a vacation
You: Great! Where?
Bae: Salt Lake City
You:

[Optimus Slime @Optimus_Slime]

Little known fact: Gary was actually played by a slug in snailface. WHEN WILL HOLLYWOOD LET US BE OURSELVES?

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@SLUGMag Disappointing subject matter. May your slime trails be thin and unadhesive.

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@BatichiKristen All snails have garbage eyeballs. They are dull and lifeless from years of cowardly hiding in their shells.

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@PrisonPlanet Yeah, fine, but what about slug leftists?