optimus

Medical student, Trader, my tweet my opinion

[4🫪4 @SheHatesKunn]

My ex just showed up on my TikTok and I didn’t feel a sharp pain in my chest
Clicked not interested

[. @selfcontrI]

Enzo maresca in the dressing room with haalands leftover hair from the haircut while there are 12 players in total left in the club

[JP @jpwillbegreat]

Drop the textbooks 💀

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

The Ronaldo Rulebook: Heads He Loses, Tails He Loses

Football doesn’t hate Ronaldo. It hates consistency.

Because with Ronaldo, the rules change every 5 minutes.

The "Mentality" Rule
Team wins 2-0, Ronaldo doesn’t score _"Selfish. Bad attitude. Only cares about himself."
Barça wins 5-0, Yamal cries for not scoring "Mentality monster. Elite winner. That’s the standard."
So wanting goals is toxic when it’s CR7, but leadership when it’s anyone else?

The "Body" Rule
2003: _"Too skinny. Won’t survive the PL.
He hits the gym, eats clean, becomes a Greek statue.
2025: "Why is he always flexing? Thinks he’s a model."
Bro was told to get bigger. He did. Now he’s punished for listening.

3. The "Evolution" Rule
Ronaldo starts as a skillful winger. Dribbles, assists, showtime.
Team needs goals he drops the tricks, becomes a machine. 800+ goals.

Response: _"He’s not even technical. Just a poacher. Just penalties."
Messi adds goals to his game _"GOAT evolution."
Ronaldo does it "He sold out."
You can’t ask a player to adapt for the team and then erase his old game to discredit him.

The "Penalty" Rule
Ronaldo masters penalties _"Tap-in merchant. Stat-padding.
Messi wins World Cup with 6 penalties → "Carried Argentina. Clutch gene.
Messi then misses 3 pens in a row ..let’s not talk about that."

A goal is a goal until the wrong person scores it.

This was never about football.
It’s about a kid from Madeira who was told he wasn’t good enough, got good enough, then got too good.
And now people are rewriting history to cope.

You told him to get stronger. He did.
You told him to score more. He did.
You told him to win. He did.
Now you’re mad he did everything you asked.

You can’t eat your cake and have it.
Pick a lane.

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@papiisup @Just_uzan This is not incel boss
Check the meaning of Incel
Lol

[Kay🍃 @madebykemmy]

Enough time has passed, women wanting men that are taller than them is rooted is patriarchal ideologies.

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@eldoradoiam @Powerjoel_ So you think we learn everything in that 6yrs
Omo 😂

[optimus @Optimusmile]

The funny thing about this tweet was that medical student didn't want to complain. If you complain you'd look like the unserious one amongst your peers.
Eng boys drag them come here

[Cas 2.0🤭💕 @cas_Reloaded]

exams are so easy if you actually study.

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@UtiEjiroghene @Docfrosh Omo una dey assume say every medical student sort admission😂
I'm so bad in med sch that people don't even believe my Jamb score😂

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@Powerjoel_ @Nikobucks I told you
You know nothing about Medicine
Not one thing 😂

[optimus @Optimusmile]

Me that did JCIB seeing this

[Egoist🥶🇪🇸 @justchilling_79]

Oya MBBS students, na all of you be scholar.
Who come dey do resit?

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@AniGodfrey4 @lalala3080 You did Biochemistry
So???

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@LegendzCasinoIO Will Isak return back to form against his old club

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@EricEdwin_ Bro you dey do too much at this point. I think hard is relative
Some people do better in calculations and others in theory.

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@notfawas @EricEdwin_ As a medical student I agree with this but you see that Volume you go wan die

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@IjewemenFortun2 Skinny to muscular hard gan
I no dey even get appetite on most days

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@IjewemenFortun2 Na food be issue😂😅

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@IjewemenFortun2 Very skinny 😭😂
If I guide na gym I go first enter before bank sef

[optimus @Optimusmile]

@Powerjoel_ Med surg is fucking theory heavy my brother
I don't downplay engineering but there's a reason Doctors spend 6yrs+ in school and don't run on same curriculum with you guys

[jenny @idcjenny]

do not fret
i will crack u in due time