Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬

Optional Allan is a stand up comedian from kampala uganda, writer, entrepreneur, events emcee , actor in senkyu boss on pearl magic.
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[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

You won't give a speech on my wedding 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[Akite Agnes @agnes_akite]

If there's anyone I can never sit near at a funeral, it's Optional Allan! Whenever we meet, there's always something to laugh about. 24th of July we are going to laugh in capital letters.
Online tickets: https://t.co/Ec4vO25Qve
Merchant Codes:
Airtel 6602850
Mtn 602504

[Akite Agnes @agnes_akite]

EXCITING NEWS!!!!
Grab yourself early bird tickets at 20k only . Offer valid till end of June.

For tickets:
Online tickets: https://t.co/Ec4vO25Qve
Merchant Codes:
Airtel 6602850
Mtn 602504

For more inquiries please contact 0704422284
Don't miss!

[BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine]

"We praise heroes everyday but there are those that we forget to praise: the women of this world.”- Lucky Dube. On this heroes day, my mind goes to these and and all women who are going through untold pain, fighting for a better Uganda. You’re my heroines. #GodBlessTheWoman

[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

We're taking four trophies this season has missed a penalty, guys they've taken one!
#ThatMulagoBoy
#UCL
#Ucl

[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

@bruno_KUg Psg 3: 2 Ars

[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

Fat congrats to you my boss @BalaamBarugahar , let's eat a domestic animal anyday !
#ThatMulagoBoy

[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

@peaceBagala Even that one who touched you in the waist ?
Tewamujaamu ?

[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

@taddeolwanga @DavidLumansi Congrats Mr

[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

@iamhaffypowers There's one here in kawempe (traffic officer) he gets keys from the boda then he throws them away 🤣🤣🤣

[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

You missed the @FunFactory256 show my sister , the skit about her was my highlight .

[Haffy Powers @iamhaffypowers]

Bizonto nearly killed me in that clip about her😹😹, I can’t share it sagala violence. Huh Ateh kati Maulana and Reign are going to eat her live on their Eid show, I have also remembered fun factory today at national theatre..tugenda kuffa enseko😂😂😂.

[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

@taddeolwanga @DavidLumansi Happy birthday super star,
We meet at national theater .

[Akite Agnes @agnes_akite]

The return of Arise We-Men Sit-Down Comedy Event. 24th July at the national theater.
Get your tickets now!

[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

Oohhh my bulaaza , I prayed for you those days, Bambi I invited you to my show and you showed up, you're generous.
#ThatMulagoBoy

[Burora Herbert Anderson @harderHB]

I had four excruciating months of running battles with @AnitahAmong and the entire state machinery. In those four months, the only thing I was left with was Life. If none of you have been in the wilderness, be my guest. Like What she's going through, I had few friends left. When the state is plunging you down, no one knows you. I had nothing, but I lost everything. Up to date. I still nurse those traumatic days. I refused to give interviews because, I don't like breaking from where everyone thinks I'm strong. I kept my smile and appearance but deep inside me, I still remember those Poison threat, assasination attempts, the loneliness all in the name of conscious sombriety. My wife, up to now, has never recovered from the nonsense we went through.

My daughter, at School, they used to watch news, the school head teacher banned students from watching news because they didn't want my daughter to watch her father from prison, she cost the entire school from what was their right as per the school arrangements.

I'm sure, Anita Among is going through this kind of trauma. The difference between us, she's done what she's accused of, so, she deserves it. I didn't. I was just crying that my heritage(taxes) in form of treatment that is meant to treat me at Mulago, has bought then, Anita's boyfriend Magogo a Range Rover. I was making noise that funds meant to build a school where my brother depends on public schools in Nakaseke to take his children to school,have bought the Speakers private residence a generator. I was crying for so many legitimate reason.

Nonetheless, I may have forgiven, I still nurse the wounds, and it is not possible to forget.

I will Pray for Anita Among, to find it within her heart to find time and day, to ask Ugandans Forgiveness. All billions allocate in her unnecessary enrichment, Could have save a mother who died in hospital without equipment to hold her breath. All the monies stolen could have build a road that could have boosted ones economic growth. In this, we have orphans, we have windows, we have widowers, we have poor people, we have so many victims that are spiritually or invisibly engraved in the greed of Among's personal enrichment.

For Anita's soul not to wonder even when she dies, she will have to apologize to both the dead and alive.

She can not afford to suffer double jeopardy. To be curse and tossed on earth and find spirits waiting to torment your spirit when you die as well. I believe that spirits know what we don't just like we do what they can't do. You can't be waiting or praying that you die and get saved of the the troubles of this world. Settle your matters while you're alive.

Since God is just, and he knows that human beings are not just, he will offer a platform of justice that is not known to anyone apart from him.

Therefore, this is the right time for Anita Among to get SAVED as in, BE BORN AGAIN and Apologize not only to @KagutaMuseveni or negotiate with @mkainerugaba alone, for she has not offended them, she has just ashamed them. The offended are Ugandans who expected to be served justly.

Death should teach us more than our greed. You spend time hurting others amassing what can't even stand up when arms are up against you. You still to build mansion and Monster cars that will be occupied by others without hesitation. Now, let the cars, the mansions, the land, that designer cloths stand up to defend her against Angry Ugandans. The story would be different if she invested in uplifting the livelihoods of the common Uganda.

This world is not our home. Let's aspire to build a better community for all of us but not some of us.

Burora Herbert Anderson.
Victim of Anita Among.

[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

@GabrielBuule And the sheep clapped 🤣🤣🤣

[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

Kale let's attack ...
@LydiahJazmine
#ThatMulagoBoy
@iamhaffypowers

[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

@NinyeTabz @CrystoPanda We're here , just know

[sweet-soul @HanyPrisca]

Comedy meets music,art and elite vibes.
@okellokelo @agnes_akite @OptionalAllan @jacquesrwoth will take on the stage and deliver the laughter you ordered.

Get your ticket from @KariTickets https://t.co/rSL5LV2m2A
Call 0781049607 / 0771379968 for reservations and inquiries

[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

@iamhaffypowers Kaakati your mwaami had put a reason which read send KO optional 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw it

[Tommy Lee Uganda @TommyLeeUganda]

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[Optional Allan 🎤 🇺🇬🇺🇬 @OptionalAllan]

A star in everything ,
You're blessed @AllanOkello8 ..
#ThatMulagoBoy