Optometry Humor

Optometry Student with Severe Senioritis

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Yesterday, the doctor told me I was colorblind.

The diagnosis came out of the purple.

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I removed a foreign body today and the patient was so thrilled to experience instant relief. I’ll be going by “Hero” for the rest of the week.
#doctorhero #wearsafetyglasses

[Eye Care Leaders @eyecareleaders]

In honor of #NationalTellAJokeDay, what's your favorite #eyecare joke?

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Can we just talk about how much ophthalmology doesn’t trust/hates us?

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To my patients coming in from working with farm animals: Please consider changing out of your shit-covered work boots before your appointment. If you insist on wearing these boots, do NOT brush them up against my pants and shoes during SLE

[Jacqueline Rose @DrJuicy_J]

Optometry boards committee: so I think for their sanity we should break their board exams up into three parts

Me: yes sounds great less stress

Them: also let’s charge them $800 per exam

Me: you know im literally living off of student loans, right?

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✌️#nbeo #nomoretests

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

I know we're all lifelong learners, but omg have you guys tried not learning something? It feels fucking amazing.

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@MagScott42 Better than before!

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Me flying home at the end of this rotation

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So... what am I supposed to do with all this free time now that boards are over? I don’t remember the last time I didn’t have homework or studying to do.

Oh, wait.... now I have to find a job...

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@kaylaaa_smith @mariajustine6 Hence the Netflix. But definitely panicking on the inside

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Studying for #NBEO Part 1 vs Part 2

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@chelles11 Start hitting it hard in January. Any earlier than that and you’ll be burnt out by March

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Don't cry because it's over, smile because we fixed your nasolacrimal duct obstruction

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*Glc pt returning for first time since 2015*
-Me: We haven’t seen you since 2015, have you been getting your drops elsewhere?
-Pt: I’m not using any drops, they didn’t feel good.
-Me: When was the last time you used your drops?
Pt: 2015
🤦🏻‍♀️
#HopeYouDidntNeedYourSideVision

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@ShuuYiW Senioritis

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Patient entering for routine exam with no visual complaints:
*Me: Cover your left eye and tell me the lowest line you can read
*Pt: *20/40*
*Me: Cover your right eye and read the lowest line you can
Pt: Well that’s funny, I can’t see anything...
#CRAO #CRAP

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Patient getting his first eye exam in 20 years:
*Me: Are you having any problems with your vision?
*Pt: Nope, I see just fine
*Me: Any double vision?
*Pt: Well yeah, but you have two eyes so you’re supposed to see double when you get older
*Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️