OpuLoons

We are the most ultra-exclusive Minnesota United FC supporters group in existence.

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Thanks again @philwest , your commission is in the mail.

https://t.co/9uMTrcHuHI

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The rumors of 2023 OpuScarves are neither confirmed nor unconfirmed. They exist in a strange, void-like state of reality that is empty of particular objects or images.

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@adkielpinski

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Can someone explain to us what an Apple TV is? This year's interns are apparently "Android People," and then they tried to start talking about a girlfriend who dumped them over "green text bubbles."

We're assuming we should just fly to Dallas, right?

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You know where it isn't snowing right now?

Turtle Island in Fiji.

Ask us how we know

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@MNUFC @savethebwca It's the portion from the back of the jersey, right? Very clever to donate some of the color palette instead of funds!

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@natepentz You know there is never any wait for a private jet, right?

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@eazyhaw @MNUFC

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If you're upset about the latest #MNUFC marketing plan, we offer you an alternative that everyone can get behind:

1) Send us $100
2) We will accept your $100, thereby converting it into our $100

Why $100 and not more? It's the most we think any of you can afford

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@c0lfusi0n

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We fired an intern last year and he refused to tell his replacement the password to the Twitter account, so we've been unintentionally ignoring everyone for a while.

We were planning to ignore everyone intentionally, so it didn't actually matter. Just letting everyone know.

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@peterdlonyer We remember our first time also

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@DamounReda @THEJUNGLEcnft @LovelaceClubNFT @Nanaki_Face Lol no

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@MNWonderwall @DanielMickPhoto True, but the suite level and the means of production belong to us

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WE REPEAT:

RIOT TIME!!! #MNUFC #Bongokuhle #Hlongwane

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RIOT!!!!!! #MNUFC #Bongokuhle #Hlongwane

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@BCMcDowell Can we play them every week? Pretty please?

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@MnNiceFC @MNAuroraFC Fair enough. Can our interns still drink at your bar for free?

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@jmarthaler Pull yourself up by the bootstraps and tell the sun to leave you be!

Or just get seats in the shade

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@MnNiceFC @MNAuroraFC You own the team and you choose to sit in the worst seats possible?

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We are RICHLY disappointed that the @MNUFC PA Announcer did not just come on and say:

"SCORING FOR MINNESOTA....
OWN!!!
(GOAL!!!)
OWN!!!
(GOAL!!!)
OWN!!!!!!
(GOAL!!!!!!)"