The rumors of 2023 OpuScarves are neither confirmed nor unconfirmed. They exist in a strange, void-like state of reality that is empty of particular objects or images.
Can someone explain to us what an Apple TV is? This year's interns are apparently "Android People," and then they tried to start talking about a girlfriend who dumped them over "green text bubbles."
We're assuming we should just fly to Dallas, right?
If you're upset about the latest #MNUFC marketing plan, we offer you an alternative that everyone can get behind:
1) Send us $100
2) We will accept your $100, thereby converting it into our $100
Why $100 and not more? It's the most we think any of you can afford
We fired an intern last year and he refused to tell his replacement the password to the Twitter account, so we've been unintentionally ignoring everyone for a while.
We were planning to ignore everyone intentionally, so it didn't actually matter. Just letting everyone know.
We are RICHLY disappointed that the @MNUFC PA Announcer did not just come on and say:
"SCORING FOR MINNESOTA....
OWN!!!
(GOAL!!!)
OWN!!!
(GOAL!!!)
OWN!!!!!!
(GOAL!!!!!!)"