Opulent Mami

mom
stoner
amateur chef

Instagram: OpulentMami

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

Social media is for jokes, im not here to learn nor teach...remember that b4 you @ me

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

@kmichelle Can I come give some fishing tips...the kool-aid works better you soak chicken thigh especially if youre tryn catch catfish

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

@lilduval replied to a comment in IG with "time flies when youre really living your best life" and that opened my eyes to what 40-45 had been so far...i totally overlooked that aspect

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

Fuck @tiktok_us that app is for people willing to dumb themselves down and be a slave for pay...aint no way my 30k+ viewed video on IG only going get 1 view

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

Yea parenting s drug addict aint my cup tea...im totally over this and wish id never accepted her phone calls or welcomed her back home

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

@JayMoBeezy

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

@JayMoBeezy And ya boy was hating bc i showed him u & sis went to a @Braves game 🤣🤣🤣

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

Yo the new #ScaryMovie is HILARIOUS...ya need go see it ASAP

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

Haven't been on a date since I paid for my boyfriend & I to go see comedianne Ms Pat back in March...guess ill take myself out to @ScaryMovie fan event tonight

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

My kid is such a nerd but I couldnt love it any more 🤣🤣🤣

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

@totamc_ You da besh bro

[Tota @totamc_]

A wounded lion is still a lion

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

Nah, I couldnt listen last track like 7/8 on Iceman so I knew leave the rest alone 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[dyno @TheKidDyno]

DONT know what the other 2 sound like cuz real 1s started on iceman n still stuck on iceman

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

Is @redbull Coconut Berry really getting canceled??? Someone with insider info let me know so I buy a stockpile

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

Im asking for a personal heads up of Coconut Berry is ever canceled or a free case 8.4oz wouldn't hurt if. I promise promo post every can I drink 🤣🤣🤣

[Red Bull @redbull]

you can only pick one Red Bull berry flavor, which are you keeping? 🤔

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

Dear @7UP and @drpepper

As a rare soda drinker, could you please find it in your fiscal budget to make Coconut Creamy Dr Pepper a yearly summer release so that I may continue to indulge in soda drinking. This really is the most perfect soda EVER

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

So @KiDCuDi kicked ol girl off tour for lyrics years old huh 🤔🤔🤔 been knowing he was an uncle tom woke type tho

[Pablo Von🔌 @VonGeez_]

Stop interviewing Dame Dash !

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

I cant wait to tear into some 7layer bean dip with Sriracha @Doritos tonight #cincodemayo #tacotuesday

[Opulent Mami @OpulentMami]

Im dating a covert narcissist that was raised by an overt narcissist 🤦🏾‍♀️