OrGaN DeAlEr Ke

are you looking to sell your organs? DM 📩
serious fellas only
DM for fair prices
This is Business.

[Kamau (not the bully) @josephkamau_]

The Kenyans:

[🧟‍♂️ @DharMhi7]

begging for money gotta be one of the worst positions a nigga can be.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

FULL-TIME

Eritrea 0-5 South Africa

Bafana Bafana’s next AFCON 2027 qualifying assignment will be a two-legged clash against Kenya in November.

[‘ @MufasaJr263]

People who haven’t been on Twitter in years today:

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Mimi nilijikubali kitambo. As a young and broke medic who's trying to carve his own path, I have nothing to offer to women. Best I can do is jokes, strokes and milkshakes. That's it.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Going down to Blockbuster, perusing the shelves, picking a movie, renting it and buying snacks was still quicker than finding a film on Netflix.

[col!nstwt @twiceatwt]

Crystal Palace sold Marc Guéhi, their club captian to ManCity for £20m then turned around and sold Lacroix to Chelsea for £52m #observing

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

The institutional failure in this country is crazy. DCI are issuing statements saying the ID and voters card issue never happened, meanwhile KTN aren't even backing down they are digging deeper exposing the actual rot in DCI as an institution. We are deep in the trenches.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

"I started with a feather of a chicken, now I sell JKIA and other assets"

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Watu kama bookten ndio reason madem wamepandisha standards,,unapeleka dem date ya 10k ndio akuruhusu upige picha na yeye tu.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Si mnajua hawa? Vijana hatari sana!

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

"Come 2027, my position requires absolutely no guessing 😂😂😂… MR PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE MY VOTE. I may be Zimbabwean by birth, but spiritually tonight my voter's card is already waiting in Nairobi!"

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Gary Neville is nowhere to be seen. At least Jamie Carragher was on Sky sport talking about Manchester City as a club are not bad, it’s the owners. Lool.

[⭒˚ ☀︎.⋆ @khalifaslimxx]

The most dangerous class divide is the one where the poor start defending the system that keeps them poor.

[I am Chege @_James041]

There is a woman from Migori called Margaret Atieno who has been sentenced to 25 years in Prison after being found guilty of attempting to kill her co-wife by pouring a corrosive liquid on her face in November 2024.

[Terres Michael @TerresMich8676]

Prosomnia

[James @MrJamesKe]

“I’ll help you rig the election, don’t worry.”

Sir Jah to him:

[This Is Me @KebiegoNixon]

What does it take for Africa to become one country?
We face similar problems. Must we bleed like the Americans or should we go the EUROPEAN Union Way?
Since we have African union we can do this. What does it take to have UNITED FEDERATION OF AFRICA?

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Africans united in celebrating the involuntary cremation of dictators playboy Wicknell Chivayo.

[Hess🙃 @HesKirui]

Moja kwa Moja mpaka Harare Kuna national Holiday mamaee