Oracle Albert

Photographer & art dealer.. Freaky, fun, fresh. Funny in a funny way. Gay in a homosexual way. Juvenile sense of humor. Berserk! NSFW!

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Dont care if U R black, white, purple, etc. Dont care abt your sexual orientation or gender. If U R NICE then U R WELCOME and embraced here.

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#HowHardDidPubertyHitYou I think my parents suffered worse than I did! LOL

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#GunControlNow, goddamnit!!!

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#HappyDiwali to all who celebrate it. Enjoy!!

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#BlackLivesMatter
Goddamn right they do! And if you don't think so, you can go fuck off.

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I AM the ultimate sex toy.

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This device is from the late 19th century. It's purpose? To prevent "self abuse" (as was the polite term) aka masturbation....

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Ummmmmmm....

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I love the copy that reads that it cures "JITTERY NERVES".... I'll bet it does. LOL

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I don't even wanna think about how many lady parts touched this antique vibrator... Shit, now I'm thinking about it and I feel traumatized...!

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With only one of them do they fight over who gets to use it...?

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Another one that could electrocute you....

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Good Lord...

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Yeah this antique vibrator looks like you could be electrocuted VERY easily....

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Sex toys have come a long way... this vibrator is circa the 1940's...

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Happy Halloween! 🎃

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Happy Halloween! 🎃

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Happy Halloween! 🎃

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Happy Halloween! 🎃

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Sarah Sanders just said Trump was elected by an “overwhelming majority.” She’s lying:

46.9% Didn’t Vote
25.6% Voted Hillary
25.5% Voted Trump
1.7% Voted Johnson

Only 25.5% of voters elected Trump yet 100% of our country is impacted by him.

Don’t be a non-voter on November 6th.