Oraclle

Husband, dad, gamer, IT professional, insufferable know-it-all. He/him.

[Alex Chisholm @amcchisholm]

Help! Do you have this @marksandspencer Xmas jumper age 10 or above? It’s only one my autistic twins will wear & I’ve found 1 larger one but need 2! If you have one you no longer need will gladly pay! Video of T (in jumper) singing Finnish folk song he taught himself last year.

[Women's Aid @womensaid]

It's getting tense, and we're not just talking about the match. Many women will be feeling afraid about what this evening may bring. Football doesn’t cause #DomesticAbuse but a big game can be the catalyst for increased abuse. #ENGFRA

For support
👉https://t.co/g7usyLKgbc

[Oraclle @Oraclle]

@Bren4Bassetlaw They're not frivolous if they win, Brendan. They're holding the state to lawful standards.

[Oraclle @Oraclle]

@JustineStafford Is it still perving if people deliberately seek you out and do stuff in front of you?

[Oraclle @Oraclle]

@icklenellierose I just assumed yours was lifesize :P

[Oraclle @Oraclle]

@PatricProAuthor Estuary yokel with sinus issues and a mother with airs.

[Jo Grady @DrJoGrady]

Zahawi thinks unions are ruining Christmas.

RT if you are sick of the Tories ruining every day of the year.

Millions using foodbanks, in poverty, huge debt, unable to pay bills and a cruel mental health crisis.

We don’t need the army. We need an election.

#EnoughIsEnough

[Yorgos Cotronis 🇬🇷 🇸🇪 🇫🇮 @ravenkult]

Today's my birthday! Here's some new art I made, it would make me happy if you gave it a RT. You don't even have to get me anything!

[Oraclle @Oraclle]

@threetimedaddy My 3 yr old will shut the baby gate, but only when his mum is behind him because he knows it winds her up.

[Outside Xtra @outsidextra]

The Oxventure Survey closes first thing tomorrow 🖊️

[Oraclle @Oraclle]

@MildlyAmused @BritishPodcast Hey Jamie, you'll get a kick out of this or, you know, an aneurysm.

[Del Lusional @Del_Lusionalx]

I never thought this would happen to me and my bar.
I don’t know what to do with myself. I can’t stop hearing the shots.
#clubq

[Oraclle @Oraclle]

@goldengateblond B-e-a-utiful

[Oraclle @Oraclle]

The king is dead, long live the king.

[Oraclle @Oraclle]

Ah, they got 'im. RIP, Anally_Retended, RIP.

[Oraclle @Oraclle]

@ronnui_ At least you remain polite.

[Oraclle @Oraclle]

@ColleenDoran Schrödinger's anxiety

[Oraclle @Oraclle]

@Clisare @Medium Is the, presumably very drunk, patron named for anyone you know, or...?