Umi ✨️

I thrive

[𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝓎🎀 @GirlsBeautyy519]

me because i only love my man

[miya @miyarah_]

yo cuando alguien habla demasiado por la mañana

[Umi ✨️ @Orahachixo]

@mydearenomfon @_dola_po

[Umi ✨️ @Orahachixo]

Willing slept by 10pm yesterday (Friday) but let monday reach now it’s 1am i’ll be sleeping

[M.eilar 🪻 @Karugiii]

Effortlessly woke up at 6:00 a.m. again, on a Saturday. Something my body wouldn’t do from Monday to Friday https://t.co/FR3aA06PNw

[✞🎒 @Baba_johnbull]

make i go hustle my babe birthday don near

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

I have actually tasted a nonchalant man and a chalant man. I would 100% recommend you kill the nonchalant man.

[Umi ✨️ @Orahachixo]

@mangoluv3r0 You’re welcomeee, start slowly too and just be observant plus wait 6 weeks before making a final opinion on the products

[Umi ✨️ @Orahachixo]

@mangoluv3r0 Pairing retinol and alpha arbutin might just give you the results you want without you having to go through any purging stage. Also invest in a trusted moisturizer, and a good sunscreen

[Umi ✨️ @Orahachixo]

@mangoluv3r0 Tret is as strong as they say so if you don’t have deep deep hyperpigmentation like that, why not start with retinol then maybe after two bottles, see if it works for you before starting tret

[Efe @EfeTheeGreat]

So if two female friends are fighting over a man, men are the prize, but when two male friends are fighting over a woman, they are passing her around?

[Samsudeen @Sudeen__]

😂 Work funny gan. You fit dey play this minute, make next hour they don send you “Please find attached” with like four documents to review at once. One minute you’re chilling, the next minute you’re fighting for your life in Outlook.

[harps¹⁶ ౨ৎ @clqrkentz]

no way home is a good movie when you dont have an annoying bitch telling you it’s bad and complaining about it being fan service

[Add that I'm chubby o @toonithecreator]

Since I started remote work, I realize that my slump hours are typically in the midday, from 1-4pm. I start to come alive from 5-9pm.

[Yemi. @KR3Wmatic]

There’s absolutely nothing anyone can say about your religion that deserves death.

[Adeolu needs to catch a break. @_deoluwaa]

Omo, Pay day still far gan ooo.
Next week is still not salary week? 😭

[Purple Tinkerbell ⁷🧚🏾‍♀️💜 @Zoyablooms]

Unfortunately, my hatred for Chris Brown is beyond the love I have for anyone so this is disgusting and appalling to me. This is genuinely the worst thing they’ve done in the ten years I’ve been an army. Extremely disgusted and disappointed.

[Fleur de Lys @EmPlumer_]

TOUTES LES CONTRACEPTIONS REPOSENT SUR LES FEMMES (PILULES, STERILETS, IMPLANTS) ALORS QU'ON EST FERTILES 6 JOURS PAR MOIS ET LES HOMMES 24H/24 7J/7

[Umi ✨️ @Orahachixo]

😔

[Efrebor 💞 @wickedsous]

Me I’m looking for how to make my waist 29 and leave my hips at 44

[Sholape @AdelajaSol8219]

A moving babe will jam her well paying job sooner than she thinks

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

the tradwife epidemic cannot get to me cuz i detest house work, id genuinely rather look at an excel sheet all day long