The Devil Wears Nada

Aspiring snuff-film star⭐️⭐️⭐️💀⭐️⭐️⭐️ ✨Married💍2.22.22❤️

[The Devil Wears Nada @OrangeFannyPack]

I’ve been considering being hot on Twitter again but I just feel like this after getting any kind of attention from a man.

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The last time I saw @AmigoTheDevil I was with my fiancé, now I’m seeing them with my husband💕

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All these “your body my choice” men should know that when I practice, I will be aiming just a bit more south than this target shows. Your body, your choice.

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“Racism is a human problem and a crime that is absolutely so ghastly that a person who is fighting racism is well within his rights to fight against it by any means necessary until it is eliminated.” - Malcolm X.

By ANY means necessary.

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@ArtyPop3 @chillvrybvnks Holy shit I love it😂

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Last night my husband said he didn’t love me anymore…

Actually he told me to stop biting him while he was telling me a story, but SAME THING.

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I dreamt that Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn tried to murder me. Dream interpreters: do you think it means they’re mad at me?

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Truly a heart wrenching masterpiece. I’m so glad that @AmigoTheDevil is making music, I hope he keeps going because the people living in the dark side of the world need it🖤

https://t.co/Ly9eOzzTMD

[MichaelBePetty @MichaelBePetty]

The women getting drafted memes are top tier.

[The Devil Wears Nada @OrangeFannyPack]

If there’s one thing I’m confident about, which it very well might be the only thing I’m confident about, is the fact that if pot roasts mom and I met in person I fully believe that we would be friends. And tbh I have our dead cats to thank for that,

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

securing your desired username on a new app is the closest millennials and zoomers will get to owning land

[The Devil Wears Nada @OrangeFannyPack]

I lived alone for the majority of my adult life, so every once in a while I’ll do something hyper-independent just to prove to myself that I still can. Not to toot my own horn, but tonight I put a duvet cover on a queen size comforter, again,

I still got it.

[The Devil Wears Nada @OrangeFannyPack]

@ArtyPop3 You love it.

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The weather radar said it would rain, so I put ALL of my plants outside. Now I guess the storm is going to miss us? I’m not going to attack the messenger, but Wisconsin meteorologists need to tell the weather how upset I am at it.

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Oh yeah? Well if I was depressed could I do THIS? *plays Pokémon theme song on ukulele*

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Every time I think maybe I’m faking autism, I remember that any time I interact with someone with a southern accent I end up having a southern accent for that whole conversation and at least 5 minutes after.

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@Olivia_Steele94 You know you can always do that, right? If shit is going down, bypass texting and just call us. I’ve been looking for a reason to yell at men all my life, please give me a valid opportunity to live my dream

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I’ve never heard a cat meow. I’ve heard them mer, mah, merrough, mmrrrow, akakakaka, ehp, eee, and mrrrrrrrrrEEDAHAITIRBDHFHRKS, but never “meow”.

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Nothing has made me understand the depth and severity of Bam Margeras addiction quite like listening to his dis track.