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@SpeakerMcCarthy Putting something in writing, whether in a tweet (or whatever these are now) or on a piece of paper, doesn’t make it so.

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@djheakin That’s not just any hot dog, it’s the Wienermobile!!!

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@RepMTG Super mature, MTG/MTG’s comms team. How about you portray MTG as focusing on the (very serious) national security issue first? You might earn some respect if you weren’t tweeting out juvenile junk.

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@sam_baker I have never understood why the “mobile lounges” didn’t have beverages available. A missed revenue opportunity.

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@HardPass4 @adamkotsko HardPass4, you seem like a charming, kind human.

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@DwayneHopkins17 @IngrahamAngle Find that clip and share it.

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@djheakin Are you saying you’re at PF Chang’s?

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@HouseGOP And by "states" I mean "US metropolitan areas." Need to drink more of this cup of coffee before I tweet anything.

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@HouseGOP SIGH. Guess where that photo was taken? SF. One of the highest-cost states for anything, not just fuel. Come to Virginia and see that gas is in the ballpark of $3/gallon.

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lulz

[Congressman Ben Cline @RepBenCline]

Biden’s first 100 days have been defined by partisan policies. Open borders, packing the Court, adding Dems to the Senate, endorsing the Green New Deal, restricting the Second Amendment, tax increases, and executive orders – a radical shift for our Nation.

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@swinshi Hell, we could give everyone 100k and it would be an insane amount of money to just about all of those people, while being far more economical. But point taken.

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@djheakin 8. I can give you an 8, Tony.

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@ladushkinews @SlavaMalamud @juliaioffe And some people can't spell Commie correctly. (Your comment is at least as irrelevant to this issue as mine, and seriously, there's a lot of pearl-clutching when women drop the F-bomb, but when men do it, it's a show of strength. GMAFB.)

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@BonBee81 @NBCNews You sound like a wonderful person.

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@KamVTV Trump PROPOSED a 4-hour debate. You make it sound like Biden proposed it. Trump just wants to babble for four hours.

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@JoeTalkShow Remind me again who you are?

[AABPA @AABPA]

📅 Save the Date for AABPA's next Monthly Musing on Wed., 9/23, feat. Bruce Meredith – a long-time senior staffer on the U.S. House Appropriations & Budget Committees

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Shoutout to the staff of the @BNBuzz Barnes & Noble Clarendon, who were totally busting their butts today and helped with my pickup order with grace, humor and speed.

[Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager]

The best way to get started is to write as the title "Paper About XYZ: Shitty First Draft" and then start the first sentence with "It was a dark and stormy night, and [describe the problem your paper will then solve]."

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@elgatomontes_ @SlenderSherbet How do you know it wasn't a worker on a preserve? (I totally agree with your sentiment about tourists feeding wildlife.)