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"Mr. Cumberbatch will you point at yourself?" "Indeed, I shall point at myself." So happy! @SherlockedEvent

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Today's tweet brought to you by people trying remember how this old platformy thing works.

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364 days of the year: Glitter? No, no, too immature.
Halloween: That'll be £145 for all your glitter-based products.
Me: Here's my card.

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@MostBoringGirl Fill them full of hot air and march them down the street like they do at Macy's on Thanksgiving.

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@VirginAtlantic I'm flying a connector to an international flight so I was confused. The folks at Delta helped me out so I'm good now. Thanks!

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@VirginAtlantic Can you help me? I'm at LAX Terminal 2 and I'm a bit early for checking in. There isn't anyone at your desk so I don't know if I should wait or go elsewhere.

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@louisebrealey Saw you filming today! Didn't want to be a weird stalker but thought you looked amazing! Excited to see the finished piece!!

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@CalSleeper Got it! Thank you!

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@CalSleeper London Euston

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@CalSleeper Hiya. We were told the 23:50 starts boarding from 22:00. Does anyone know the platform?

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@Cath_Kidston Oh dear. Experienced this twice now. :(

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@Cath_Kidston I'm having issues getting on to the site. Patiently waited twice, kicked out twice. Do you know what's up?

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@peejaybe Not that it is food, really.

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@peejaybe We're sitting next to shreaking teens and and old man who apparently hates the world. Also, we are the only ones eating.

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If there is a first circle of modern hell it is McDonald's on a Saturday with a small child.

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Highlight of Day: Calling Highway Commission about fallen tree... Told to call police.. Who told me they would call...the Highway Commission

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Today I successfully iguanaed and forward fished. As one should on a Sunday. #polegoals

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Just realised I have spent 2 1/2 hours attempting to make 12 waffles in a silicone mould.

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I've learned that once a child outgrows the stroller the next logical step, outside of screaming at them constantly to walk, is a scooter. 🤣

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If there is anyone in the world that can enlighten a person's mind on veggie burgers it is @IsaChandra. Believe in the vegetables. Omm...

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Today I have discovered that which will bend the office to my will and total control: homemade toffee!