Josh Raudebaugh

Navigating life through the use of the scientific method and sarcasm. Amateur college basketball, NFL, and fantasy football analyst. Go Cuse, Texans!

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5) Christians dont know how to tip servers working/ sacrificing all day to make sure gueats enjoy their holiday.
#Easter
#20percentstandard

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4) It has become another greed driven affair with an end goal of diabetes? Halloween and Christmas is enough!
#Easter
#NotAboutTheBunny

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3) Im a biologist. The idea of a giant mammal ovulating all over the lawn is deliberatly misleading and crazy!
#Easter
#Mammalsdontlayeggs

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2) PA didn't recognize Easter as a "real" holiday in my parents' custody agreement. Tis the season to fight.
#Easter
#DivorceSucks

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1) While I believe in many of the teachings and existence of Christ, I don't buy miracles especially not the resurection myth.
#Easter

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Why I dont celebrate Easter in 5 reasons:
🐰🐣🍬🍭🍳
#Easter
#Itsnotaholiday
#Chriatianismorethanchurchandfancyclothes

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@GoodmanESPN its official Ol Jimmy Bs legacy is going to be a miserable end to his career mired in controversy and the loss of Hopkins. 🍊🏀☝

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@WhiteHouse @POTUS "Fu*k you, Fu*k you, oh and Fu*k you too." -Trump on Deathcare plan

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@POTUS Grow up, get some thicker skin and represent this country with some class.

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@ThatFunnyOrange @RelatableSarcsm @MajesticPoIIs 30

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Still not a word on any actual policy. Just puffery. #congressionaladdress

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@Cuse_MBB is going to be the scariest double- digit seed if they make it out of the first week of the tourney. No one wants them week 2! 🍊🏀☝

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The buzzer beater! 🍊🏀☝ #BeatDuke #cusenation

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Just watched #AfraidOfTheDark by @Trevornoah on #netflix and I must say that the man is brilliant. Huge fan of his humorous objectivity! ⭐

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Call me a biased #Cuse fan, but @rihanna in that orange top was straight up 🔥🔥🔥🔥! No hardware but still won the #GRAMMYs

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That Beyoncé performance was over the top and near self-idolatry. Take it back a few notches Bey; ypu are but a mere mortal. #Grammys

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@Cuse_MBB Take number 6 from Pitt. Watch the attack on the baseline. Keep the zone big and continue the team ball 🍊🏀☝
#CuseNation #CuseMode

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Where is the #Trump button on TurboTax? The one that allows you to skip everything and say screw the American people? #TechSupport

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Took a little longer than we expected, but things are starting to come together. #5inarow #🍊🏀☝ #OrangeNation

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@realDonaldTrump you are our leader yet find more time to tweet, watch FOX News, and golf than most any other American. Sad!