OrangersFarm

(Orange) slices of life from the O'Marbles farm, home of the O'Rangers! We Grow Champions! (Fan account)

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We didn't think we had it in us for a while.

But we're back, baby. Still growing champions.

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I've had nothing to say for a while. I still don't. Just...what is going ON with this place lately??

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I didn't want to come out and admit this, but activity requirements on Twitter force me to do so.

Go follow me on @KinnowinRanger I inherited the account and I'm more active on there anyway.

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Just loaded up a shipment!

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Gonna paint all the easter eggs orange. So much rage.

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Gonna get Snarl and Mary a Pyraminx as a gag gift for their anniversary. I thought about a Rubik's Cube at first, but that seemed a little too on the nose.

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When we got some of these in the mail once, we thought it was a joke at first. But these were some of the best we've ever had.

[κήτει μεγάλῳ @AnswersinUruk]

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Dreading the day when we have to ask @TangerinRanger to operate heavy machinery during a large-scale renovation.

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Well, guess now that the Pinkies have finally gone and won a Marble League, we can resume talks to start growing their weird pink-flesh oranges. Everyone, welcome the Cara Cara to our extended family.

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As we enter into the multicultural winter festivals, we at the farm just want to wish everybody a Happy Holidays.

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It's always a little melancholy, taking the holiday decorations out of storage. Knowing that you'll have to put them back too soon. But oh, how beautiful they'll be for that short time.

I also caught myself staring at the trophy case, wondering when the next one's gonna come.

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Stop sending us this stuff trying to make lewd implications. We cross-breed all the time on the farm and you don't say a word, but as soon as a couple of world-class athletes become interested in each other...

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@JmrQuasar What's your favorite podium beer? Ours is Goldschlager, literal gold flecks in it!

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@ChaosReignsJMR He just rearranged all the keys on your keyboard.

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Gotta break character for a minute here, but Orange County, on which our farm is based, is suffering a double whammy right now as Governor DeSantis makes a play for power. If you're in a position to make some noise at the right people, please do so. https://t.co/LxNwty0sEb

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@ChaosReignsJMR He tries it and Tangerin is never gonna let him leave.

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@momoikkai the colored stockings are so cute aaaaaaa

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I'm probably as relieved as anybody else that a date has finally been announced. Now we can finally start making holiday plans around here.

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Sadly, oranges do not make for good cider...

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It's parade time! I just hope we have enough time for a proper celebration before the team takes off for the Marble League!