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[Errai @errai]

Saw a guy walking by himself in the woods wearing a red shirt with “staff” written on it. One of mother Earth’s many employees I’d assume

[worlds most normal person 𓅃 @OrbSquid]

This is ragebait nobody has ever said a falser sentence musicians will shove an instrument into your hand and immediately start teaching you technique

[Cave @RevengeofCave]

Visual artists are the only people in the world who believe this. Musicians don't pretend everyone can do music. Actors don't pretend everyone can act. It's only illustrators who think this.

[MissAnthrope @LyssAnthrope]

Demanding that babies be born so they can suffocate to death shortly after birth in order to satisfy your uninformed abstract moral preferences is not actually moral high ground.

[aiaio :) @0trebot]

Woke new day

[Brooke! Brooxie! Brooke! @LinExe3]

Truly

[Patmos ☢️🔻 @GhostOfYakub]

I feel like people are forgetting what “LARP” actually means. Like trying to insult someone doing military reenactment by calling them a “LARPer” doesnt work since they are literally meant to be doing Live Action Role Playing.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 in a fraudulent paper.

It's was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross medical malpractice

And here we are 28 years later RFK Jr is dredging it up and using it to inform vaccine policy

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

A one in three false positive rate is insane until you consider that the purpose of these cameras is not to help everyday people, but to expand the surveillance state

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Hasan Piker’s response to 9/11 was awful, the way he lied about WMDs, and invaded the wrong country, and manipulated the media into cheerleading a criminal war of choice, and got thousands of innocents killed. Not cool, man.

[sloth 🦥 @slothsin420]

the urge to write a fanfic with this exact plot

[Fallen Headset @Fallen_Headset]

A clip that needs no dialogue like a classical silent film

[Muad'Deez Nuts 🇵🇸🔻🏳️‍⚧️ @MuadDeez]

they should dig dobby up and behead him like they did with cromwell

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

No. Scientists are increasingly clear on this: they now say it will keep getting worse and worse and worse and worse and worse.

[kar @bustitopen420]

since day 1

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

Hey remember when Rahm Emanuel oversaw a police department that was running CIA style blacksites?

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

in the uk, major infrastructure projects have to work around things harry potter fans made up

[36th Chamber of Paul Bland @blandCinema]

Least racist Community Note in 2026

[larkin ⚢ @boydaughter03]

was trying to talk through my (cis bisexual) coworker’s trans biases and i was like “so have you met trans people who act like that or is that just how people say trans people act” and she was like. well how people say they act