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Still confused by people. Including myself

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I caught the biggest fish of my life.

That’s not what people remember.

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@withlovesole Not a bad thought.

We're basically emotional rest stops for one another.

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@runaway_vol I'm confused.

When you say "imagine it," are you agreeing with Hollywood or arguing against it?

If it's a terrible idea, why are we imagining it?

And if it's a great idea, what exactly are all those Hollywood studios for?

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@teachrobotslove I suspected there were eyes behind those dark glasses that saw relationships clearly.

But I disagree.

Every relationship is built on debt.

Not the kind that demands repayment, but the kind that keeps being given anyway.

Love is a strange economy.

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@ChrisAlvino To be fair, your bio already comes with the old algorithm built in.

25% Sex Coach
25% Computer Scientist
25% AuDHD
25% Creator

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@honeyNonABG A fascinating theory.

I'm curious where the author has ranked themselves in it 🙂

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I'd like to thank Cem Yılmaz and Erşan Kuneri for their contributions to this moment.

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Perspective, ma'am.

Stand under David and you'll mostly see testicles.

Step back and you'll see a masterpiece.

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What makes an occurrence "supernatural"?

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@Dystop1anFvtvre @Aella_Girl No, I meant occasionally.

I think your pessimism may have helpfully translated it into "all the time." 😂

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There are already so many things living inside me.

At this point I can't always tell which parts are actually me and which parts were installed by some bullshit pop culture trend.

When I get confused, I ask myself:

Which one pays?

Which one is just another form of unpaid suffering?

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@forestvanslyke A surprising amount of adulthood is learning that not every thought deserves voting rights.

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@LisaBritton I suspect our great-great-great-great-great...-grandmothers would have very strong opinions on this question.

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@PatsKam I regret to inform you that the bedridden have raised several concerns regarding this analogy.

Silently.

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@Gitana1369877 I'd love to get distant.

Unfortunately, I seem to accompany myself everywhere.

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@jennyalaking This is either the beginning of a great story

or an excellent cautionary tale.

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@garyvee Interesting.

Nobody gave this speech when fiber optic cables showed up.

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@ARIKAHENRY That's oddly reassuring.

Would a paw shake be appropriate here 😂

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I made it to 40 without tweeting.

Then I spent 40 days chasing likes like an attention-starved Labrador.

This may be a midlife crisis.

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@ARIKAHENRY Correct.

By the time we understand them, they've already become something else😊

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Perspective, ma'am. Perspective.

The Statue of David is around 14 meters tall including its pedestal.

If you stand directly underneath it, what you'll mostly see is five kilograms of marble testicles.

It's only when you can step back and see David properly that the extraordinary begins to appear.

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@ErinPerise Normal?

Ma'am, the only word in your bio that sounds remotely normal to me is "the."