Sloth Facts

Your leading sloth expert

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it takes 12 sloths their entire lives to make a teaspoon of honey #makesyouthink

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when threatened, the common sloth is known to rattle its tail as a warning before striking out with the lethal poison stored in its fangs

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twenty six thousand sloths die every year as a result of gun violence #dontbeastatistic

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did you know that the average sloth commits 14 acts of vandalism per year #wowscience #whatathing #itsimportanttociteyourslothfacts

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remember there is only one master ball in the game so be sure to use it against pokemon that are hard to catch like fearow or abra

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sloths are actually the most seductive animal on account of always taking it slow #slothfact

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It will never be your birthday again I'M NOT SORRY

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$5 WRINKLE TRICK THAT HAS BOTOX DOCTORS FURIOUS!: ACCEPT THE IMPERMANENCE OF ALL THINGS AND EMBRACE THE DECREPIT FUTURE

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whoops fucked it up

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3 tweets 2 following 1 followers AH AH AH

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am i as popular as Kourtney Kardashian yet

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sometimes when i poop i get post-partum depression im sorry

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FUCK now im tweeting all over myself