Chris Brown

paper salesman

[Chris Brown @Orbitbrown]

@elonmusk Didn't Trump say "Drill baby Drill" tonight?

[Chris Brown @Orbitbrown]

Twitter be like

[Chris Brown @Orbitbrown]

Reasons why I don't tweet

49% of me: People need to hear this
Other 51%: Nah, nobody cares bro

But I just tweeted about it so... Fuck

See you all next year! 🚪🚶‍♂️

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Chris Brown @Orbitbrown]

Drug dealer: Ayo, I got that blue check mark baby 👀

[Chris Brown @Orbitbrown]

These two babies are now available! - https://t.co/WVQChVXVuS

[Chris Brown @Orbitbrown]

That was some cold shit

[Chris Brown @Orbitbrown]

So guess I like Kombucha now

[Chris Brown @Orbitbrown]

@elonmusk Whatever you say Elongated Muskrat.

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That timing though

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Post game trash talk

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Michael Stern is a hero

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*Dark Helmet voice* FOOOOOLED YOUUU

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That single butt bullet! LMAO

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Smoke break!

[Chris Brown @Orbitbrown]

Who else wants some of Deebo!?

[Chris Brown @Orbitbrown]

Evidence that not all of warzone is toxic

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Kobe!

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Kaboom baby!

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Riot shield sandwich