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//Thereisaspookyskeletoninsideusall Follow me for the results of my various creative dalliances, metal(core) chat and bad Philadelphia Eagles takes. (he/him)

[𝖗𝖔𝖇 (self-parody) @OrbitingGarbage]

@TonyHawkTheGame So we getting the THPS4 career or nah? My hype boner is instantly dead if we're not getting the proper 4 goals. They were the best in the series and wouldn't fit the 2 minute mode.

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@EaglesPinPull Eagles goin supabowl?

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@PeeplesRichard @EmmanuelAcho Let's take Goff out and see how they do.

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@Bighud555 @EmmanuelAcho Did you watch the game lol. That offence very much did not run itself.

Traaaaaaash take.

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@ShaneHaffNFL Counter point: the receiver route chart is literally just hitches and gos.

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@PHLEaglesNation It'll be some rando that Lurie and Roseman can control like it has been since Chip.

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@fixnow @elonmusk Cheating and lying will be up 1,000% if Trump wins. That's all he did his last term. Why would a second be any better?

[𝖗𝖔𝖇 (self-parody) @OrbitingGarbage]

@GoofyMyranda @shagsoprano1 @elonmusk So you're saying the Dems agenda is telling the truth?

[𝖗𝖔𝖇 (self-parody) @OrbitingGarbage]

@fiery1357 @elonmusk There is a law and it's not actually happening. Musk is making shit up to try and get people to vote against their own best interests.

[𝖗𝖔𝖇 (self-parody) @OrbitingGarbage]

@TheSpankyPGH @RachelBitecofer @elonmusk @CommunityNotes Apart from it is a lie.

A large part of what makes illegal immigrants illegal is that they're not on any kind of government system. How can they on a voter registery if they're undocumented.

Use your brain. Musk is lying to you.

[𝖗𝖔𝖇 (self-parody) @OrbitingGarbage]

@chriswtremo @ShaneHaffNFL @OldTakesExposed Winning the game doesn't mean Nick's massive failings in the last few weeks suddenly didn't happen.

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@ShaneHaffNFL The best time to fire Nick was February. The second best time is now.

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@Bitzbox Having issues with a whole bunch of Van Saar Archeotek parts. I basically need an entire replacement type B grav cutter guy and trying to select the parts takes me to the home page

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

it's so funny that people are genuinely scared of The Devil again. like, The Devil? from bible? are you nine

[𝖗𝖔𝖇 (self-parody) @OrbitingGarbage]

@PHLEaglesNation Bills game in the rain. Like something out of a movie.

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@BenjaminSolak @ringer @SheilKapadia Stop leaving my favourite Eagles pods Ben, first the Kist and Solak show and now this . Breaking my heart man.

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@mhanna88 @rjochoa Who are you getting in his place? He's the biggest name QB in FA next off season and Dallas are unlikely to be in the running for a top QB in the draft. Given how the roster is built, you can't just let 4 walk.

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@elonmusk Source: trust me, bro

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@PHLEaglesNation @Jeff_Neiburg I love Goedert, feels like a lifer. He's now older than Ertz was when we drafted Goedert though. Feel like a top pick TE is coming soon.

[𝖗𝖔𝖇 (self-parody) @OrbitingGarbage]

@pripyatbeast Absolutely falls into remasters I didn't realise I wanted with every fibre of my being.