M'ija, Bodi, Oscar & me

Just me and my pooches (We sadly lost Helo in December 2025)

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@LibertarianG0th Border collies. Enough said.

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@CultureCrave @AP No offence to Maria Bello, but can we have Rachel Weisz back too please?

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@gaypeeches Perfect gif. Chef’s kiss 😗👌🏼

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@DesireeAmerica4 It’s because he has a more comfortable uniform and shoes… isn’t it? You can be honest 😉

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@dog_rates Excellently styled out there Shadow. High fives (toe beans) from us! M & H xx

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@RonFilipkowski Same baller move by the Pope as by the late Queen Elizabeth. Meets someone (Liz Truss) with morals so low, they’re a trip hazard in hell; promptly departs this mortal coil.
Can’t blame either of them for not wanting to stick around to see what nightmares their ilk will enact

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@OnceDrunk @gotochelle @AesPolitics1 I thought that was SOP for Trump and his followers? 🤷🏼‍♀️ when has truth been a factor??

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@sandil_mlangeni @Maily40231815 @AesPolitics1 I’m not sure rating *themselves* as ‘the best in the world’ holds much water. I don’t know of any other nation so overwhelming assured of America’s ‘greateness’.

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@mmpadellan Oof…

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@xxjbexx @1fine_sznn I know I *shouldn’t* laugh…

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@dog_rates Though she be but little, she is fierce ❤️

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@ask_aubry WTactualF? I got my period unexpectedly early while in Egypt with my Dad. He went to reception (you needed an escort to leave the hotel complex back then) found a shop that sold both tampons & pads, and brought them back for me while I stayed in the room. How is that a problem?!?

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With a magnet tied to a string, to try and get said key (not knowing if it was magnetic or not - thankfully it was) to then unlock the bigger window, and climb through. From the top of said borrowed ladder. I really wish I hadn’t been wearing a dress that day 🙈 3/3

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Thing is, it had a little window, and then a bigger one underneath… which was locked. The key? On a hook under the windowsill inside. It took me leaning through the window (at the equivalent of 3 floors up - not because we had a huge house but because it sloped at the rear) 2/?

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@sharniharg @brandonhli @danaparish @Airbnb I felt so sorry for him. He had driven down to inspect the place as he had a funny feeling about it all. We both reported it to Airbnb, (I went a bit mental at them 🤣) I just hope the fella got his money back. 2/2

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@sharniharg @brandonhli @danaparish @Airbnb I had someone turn up on my doorstep one afternoon as they had booked my home through Airbnb. The ad was for a stylish looking flat (I live in a bungalow), on the seafront (the beach is a 5 min walk from my home), and the address the host supplied was my house. 1/2

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@twaniimals *board 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@twaniimals I was wondering how much a Dane that size eats, then I realised those are his dog bowls on the draining bored. Question answered!
He’s beautiful ❤️