Ordinary Nobody

Nobody interesting. Don't worry about it.

[Ordinary Nobody @OrdinaryNobody]

@SallyMayweather 1. Question Authority
2. Value is subjective
3. Entrepreneurship drives innovation
4. Central banks drive boom/bust cycles
5. Increasing the money supply inflates
6. Socialism sucks

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@ParalegalPug @RealBrittHughes Found the bigot.

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@LizzyStarrrdust Honestly, I mean it as a compliment.

[Ordinary Nobody @OrdinaryNobody]

I designed and deployed the LLM that has generated all the fake stories about agents breaking containment during cybersecurity evaluations. Ask me anything

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@paulg

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@rudysaintclaire Have you considered deleting your account?

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Racial crime discourse about offenders being misclassified as white, but it’s pit bull mugshots labeled “golden retriever”

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@mentaldischarge This your new onlyfans?

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I saw a Chinese woman at the dog run saying her dog has anxiety and it’s like yeah no shit

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

Apparently the only way to get Bethesda employees off their asses is to fire them.

[Ordinary Nobody @OrdinaryNobody]

Because the problem is misstated in the simulations. Optimally loading people into their luggage onto the plane, is only one part of the actual problem. The bigger problem is not the airline wants to maximize revenues. They do so by providing their passengers with the option to purchase status. Everything else is downstream of that.

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@_Hero_Hei_ LMFAOOOOO

[Jennifer Sey @JenniferSey]

That lady can have a sign saying she doesn't like Caitlyn Clark & Sophie Cunningham but Riley & I can't have a sign saying thank you to Sophie (@Riley_Gaines_ was told she had to put the sign down just after we grabbed this pic).

These are the "hate has no home here" people.

[Ordinary Nobody @OrdinaryNobody]

@gatorgar Arcade Fire, The Suburbs

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

I can't believe Mitch McConnell died tomorrow

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@_OnlyClinton “Buy nvidia stock@

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@LizzyStarrrdust Correct.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

In a war, we know how this would go. We don't need to guess. It would be 100 to 1 kill ratios. The primitives rely on state power to commit their crimes and are helpless without it. Yet they gloat and continue to threaten. Deport them all.

[3DotsOneDash @3DotsOneDash]

Based on past trends, now that a single day has passed, we can expect to see protests worldwide celebrating the invaders and admonishing Spain, even though Spain has done nothing yet in response.

Dems in the US are just about to drop carefully prepared talking points about how history didn't begin today and employ impressive mental gymnastics explaining why citizens of Spain deserved having their homes broken into and watching their families get beaten. The NYT and similar outlets will spin the invading thousands as maybe even a little brave and heroic? That headline ends with a question mark because the media lawyers suggest it'll help defend the paper in court.

Some really concerning photos might drop showing vile treatment of bound Spanish women and children. The left will tapdance around how we can't be absolutely certain any rapes happened, and hint that if the invaders did in fact do rapes, this is a case where nobody should feel bad about it. But also there absolutely weren't any rapes ok.

Despite the rape thing and Hollywood's rich history of decrying forced sex, elite actors will wear pro-invader pins to the next 6 hour circlecrank award night.

Two tone apparel depicting icons of the invaders and the boats they used to arrive in Spain is about to be really popular among the young left in US colleges. Students with Spanish lineage are going to be singled out and harassed by masked thugs on campus, restricted from walking freely, and corraled dangerously into confined spaces without an exit for hours. Campus police and college admins will do nothing to prevent this. They might even run cover for the thugs.

An element of American religious (as of last week) zealots wearing Republican costumes and hugging words like 'heritage' are going to launch multi-year podcast runs where they all interview each other non-stop and at the top of their lungs, every hour of every day, question why they aren't allowed to speak out against the evils of Spain and that if they die one day it's because Spain's special forces carried out a hit.

Spanish restaurants and Spanish people living in or visiting other countries are going to start getting beaten and killed too. Figures like Hasan are going to cheer for it but please don't be alarmed because the fight isn't against the Spanish as individuals no it's merely a political disagreement with the policies of Spain's government so everything is great.

[Ordinary Nobody @OrdinaryNobody]

@SallyMayweather It’s especially disgusting to me that people are just going through the following link to buy it: https://t.co/BO9u6ojxgG