Samjae

Summer camp dodge ball champion.

[Samjae @OrdinarySchmoe]

Yamamoto, at 5ft 5in, can play D

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Swept. The season is over.

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Phantogram's version of Phil Collins' Take Me Home was a good way to end the episode.

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This is my first time watching ATM, and I'm watching because of Lee. But mad skills from the player who ran through four players, down a man, to get the assist.

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I don't get why that is a red card

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ATM is having a shit day.

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I'm already predicting 18th place after 1 game.

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@bufocalvin

[mari ❦ @damitaloverr]

when i tell them "i like janet jackson" and they expect me to play rhythm nation but i play this instead

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@VinnysCorner1 Dodgers-Yankees '77

[eva @lovestreams_]

Madonna just decided to be a musical guest on the tonight show with nothing to promote and blessed us with the best performance of borderline

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JFC, one of the worst hitters in baseball, who is practically 0 for August, drove in two runs against the bullpen. And he stole a base.

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It never occurred to me that Davis could win a Gold Glove

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

One of Sly & the Family Stone’s finest grooves. The bassline is ridiculously smooth.

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This is embarrassing

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Gray is the captain? My first reaction was, no way he's too young. But looking at the starting lineup, it actually makes sense.

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I haven't been keeping up with the transfers, but it will take me a few months to get up to speed on the new players. It looks like we didn't get a new striker.

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The Yinhai Intl Hot Pot Hot Spicy Soup Base is the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted.

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Cruz is proof that a top-tier offense isn't only about total runs. His absence was missed even though the Pirates were a top-3-ranked offense.

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Mongrel Edman doesn't look Korean at all. Kyle Murray looks more Korean