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Technical Recruiter || Linfield College Alum || Surf Golf Snow

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There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love.

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Is it wrong to think, “why the fuck would your bring your toddler to a restaurant?”

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@FOXSports thanks for the shit quality for the timbers game 🤦🏼‍♂️ #backupcamera

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If you don’t allow yourself to know what you want, you don’t establish your conditions for failure. If you don’t set out your condition for success then you can avoid responsibility!

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The @trailblazers are still cursed after drafting Sam Bowie over Jordan

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Fuck the rams

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“You’re like loose change, I can’t keep shaking you” https://t.co/1YYOFW2biI

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Roommate makes a call, “hi I’m looking to buy some rope..”.
Me: “you sound like a serial killer”

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@GolfDigest C squared = B + HS = I V @PhilMickelson

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Came home only to find a sushi/hibachi place #kakihibachi lets fucking g

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@RealTalkRamos 😂

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My roommate does the dishes like once every few months. He kept bitching that silverware and cups were disappearing. I had to tel him if he did the dishes more he would know nothings changed

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Sunday carry me, carry me down to the water
Wash me clean

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I’m getting to the point to where in purposely forget things at the grocery store so I have a reason to get out of the house

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Curious if there has been a major spike in people ordering the deluxe with extra sausage @dominos @McIlroyRory 😂

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Is it just me or is the wannabe personal trainer trend on Instagram like the new, “check out my mixtape” for people in their 20’s.

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@jordan_land @KyleIboshi I don’t think that’s what he meant, but yeah, it doesn’t sound good. He other tweet is more clear

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And then the fire nation attacked

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@Daniel_Rader Haha omg spot on. If elevators weren’t awkward enough. Looks like my calves are gonna get ripped from taking the stairs

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Note to self... never date someone that lives in the same apartment complex as you ✅ #2020fails

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