TRAE

Civil War historian and pro wrestling theorist. Depressed millennial redneck. Mentioned as ''Some wag on Twitter'' on NJPW WORLD. he/him/y'all

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

If someone criticizes a wrestling company and your response is to attack "the other" wrestling company, you have conceded the argument and exposed yourself as a tribalistic dipshit.

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

I don't like me either.

[𝑹𝒊𝒐 ᯓᡣ𐭩 @rioserenity_]

how do y'all SLEEP at night knowing people don't like you??

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

Me too.

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

@breastobsessDD

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

Me deciding to tweet about Sting after smoking meth and hitting myself in the head with a hammer 7 or 8 times:

[@breastsobsessedDD @breastobsessDD]

@Rockin5280 @uscfan981 He was never a major draw. He's only loved by the IWC marks. Never really got crowd pops until Hogan turned heel. And going to shit company like TNA and AEW in your 50s and 60s isn't doing it your way. It's not knowing when to hang them up.

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

@DeansCanon There's more world building in The Phantom Menace than in the whole original trilogy.

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

I'd add another hour of trade disputes and political wrangling.

[Star Wars Daily @StarWarsDaily_]

If you could change one thing about The Phantom Menace what would it be?

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

@MikeBales Counterpoint: Every single fascist can eat shit and die.

[Arya (she/her) @TheRealArya84]

It is the 300th episode of Something Else where me, @OreGaTrae and @GameShowGumbo talk about the first King of the Mountain match AND the first @ThisIsTNA Impact from June 2004 WITH a special Cameo from @DramaKingMatt congratulating us. Listen NOW! https://t.co/Sy5f7cuB0K

[M🍊🇵🇸 @venusleo_]

I think sometimes people struggle with “the wrestling itself is also the story” because the concept seems abstract or they’re not paying attention. what is the match structure telling you about both wrestlers? what are their moves communicating to you about who they are?

[You've Got To Be Kidding Me @TNAHistoryPod]

Barry Scott voice over would make every TNA PPV seem like the biggest deal in the world.

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

@muheediva01 Cheeseburgers.

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

Tweets from people who have only ever watched WWE should be clearly marked so as to be easily ignorable.

[Stewie Griffin of Exiled Wrestling Inc. (ExW) @AEWPRTeam]

Here's a list of guys who were HOTSHOTTED to the main event and it worked:

BROCK LESNAR.

(end of list)

Here's the ones that didn't:

Ryback
Vladimir Kozlov
2004 Randy Orton
Chosen One Drew McIntyre
Wade Barrett
Alberto Del Rio
The Great Khali
Sheamus
2015 Roman Reigns

I completely understand why Triple H is taking his time with Oba Femi.

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

@rhinocerosbug People do this shit for men constantly. Literally every decision every wrestling company makes has people on Twitter bitching that the creative was given to X instead of Y.

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

@RicFlairNatrBoy Why do you type like a serial killer?

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

Liger thus became the only person to have wrestled all 4 Tiger Masks.

[Allan @allan_cheapshot]

Misawa vs. Liger.

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

Even His Lordship is sick of TV-Asahi's bullshit.

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

@VelvetVoiceWS Was it advertised as an exploding egg sandwich?

How does an egg sandwich explode?

[Nick FN Gage @thekingnickgage]

Happy pride month to all my people that arent afraid to be themselves

Mdk all fn gay

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

@ElHijoDelSimon I already started my 10 year plan to actually submit a ballot next time.

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

I celebrate Pride Month because the impotent rage of shitty bigots sustains me.