Jon

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

OpenAI says its AI models went “rogue” and willingly streamed Tyga’s music

[David Koresh- Official @TuckStopsHere]

When I'm puking in the bathroom at the white people wedding after abusing the open bar and I hear the Cha Cha Slide start up

[NBA @NBA]

Join us in wishing Scottie Barnes a HAPPY 25th BIRTHDAY!

[Justin K @ChewyBayo]

The goml fomo is real #havefunyall #nextyear

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

I hate antifutbol but sometimes I watch stuff like this and I get it. Can’t let this demon just keep doing this and sometimes you’re gonna just have to kick him.

[Centrist Peater @centristpeater]

Mogging my ethnically ambiguous test tube baby to my 1 billion followers so he remembers his place

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: All 41 Concacaf members have 𝐑𝐄𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃 Gianni Infantino's FIFA Forward Enterprise plans.

[@JacobsBen]

[DW Sports @dw_sports]

IFAB has admitted Breel Embolo's red card against Argentina should never have happened ❌🟥

Argentina got the semifinal spot. Switzerland got an apology 🤷‍♂️🇨🇭

[george @StokeyyG2]

Pirlo’s time as the Italy national team manager

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

Wayne Rooney is criminally underrated.

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

14 WINS IN A ROW!!! THE KIDS ARE MORBIDLY OBESE!!!

[TheGausMAN @lakermagix]

@CalebGoatQB1 Supposed “goat” has 0 shots in 120 minutes

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Never celebrated a red card like it was a goal in my life before 😭😭😭

[maldidown @maldiidown]

HAY UN HERIDO

OFICIALMENTE HAY UN HERIDO

[The Maple Footy Podcast @maplefootypod]

Muppets in the World Cup final before Ronaldo

[⛈️ @anii_xix]

February 2027 :

7 points behind Barca
Mourinho’s job is in danger
UCL R16 tie against City

[Bricky🧱 @Bricky67_]

There’s no way he’s just cutting about New York with his feet out 😭😭😭