Rodent Of Unusual Size

Sleep-deprived; not good at Twitter; as dumb as I seem. Tweets reflect the opinions of no one but myself, and then only occasionally. Not worth a follow.

[Rodent Of Unusual Size @OregonPerson]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Any Trump response to an open-ended question can be summed up with this gif:

[Rodent Of Unusual Size @OregonPerson]

@PokemonGoApp About 100 and not one shiny

[Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 @MbarkCherguia]

Pink-browed Rosefinch.

📸: sarwandeep.singh ©️

#birds #nature #photography #FridayVibes

[Rodent Of Unusual Size @OregonPerson]

@thephysicsgirl

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Mortal Kombat was actually based on a Scandinavian church song.

It was a Finnish hymn.

[Fact @Fact]

Masturbating more than 21 times a month can decrease your risk of prostate cancer.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

No matter how much I research
snakes, | have never heard one sneeze
before. Now it sounds like someone's
deflating a balloon by opening it for a
second before closing it 😂

[Rodent Of Unusual Size @OregonPerson]

He's forgetting all the hose water in between

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Did yall hydrate this much when you were growing up?

I feel like we only got a glass of Sunny D in the morning, a carton of milk at lunch, a glass of of Kool Aid at dinner and a glass of lukewarm faucet water before bed.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname

[Rodent Of Unusual Size @OregonPerson]

@seran72

[KGW News @KGWNews]

Yes, racist text messages telling people to report to plantations to pick cotton are real https://t.co/QAl67XQMDT

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

A recipe for laughter

[Weird Animals @Weird_AnimaIs]

The amazing antennae of a glowworm beetle (Phengodidae sp.).

(Photo Luisa Marina López Arias)

[Hummingbirds love @Hummingbirdslo]

Rating of this photographs 0-10 from hummingbird lovers ❤😘

[Natural Habitat Shorts @Natural_habitok]

Throwback fact: Male Frogs croak to attract a mate. It is especially common to hear frogs croaking during the spring at night after it rains.🐸 💋💕 Check out our NEW MERCH at https://t.co/hKEEsBZ2Ju

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.

He’s the Spokesman

#Puns

[Rodent Of Unusual Size @OregonPerson]

I've seen this movie. It doesn't end well for us.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Police warn South Carolina residents to secure doors and windows after 40 monkeys escaped a research facility. https://t.co/HEup3Hx4tr

[Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 @Axaxia88]

🦜It's a beautiful world

#birds #birdwatching #photograghy #TwitterNatureCommunity

[Amy Smith @watchkeep]

I needed this. You’re welcome.

[Rodent Of Unusual Size @OregonPerson]

Fun thought - Trump isn't specifically barred from running as Vice President in 2028.