captain sassy✨

don’t ask me for my sign, I am a sign from God!

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me looking at my Summer body

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[captain sassy✨ @Oremacj]

Girl please. I’ve been rooting. Idk how much more I have in me?! I wear my shirts every game. Pls Wemby do better!!! You are gigantic! Don’t be scared😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Sometimes I’m late because I stay like this for a long time

[maggie! ☻ @BARANAVITCH]

i don't use a period tracker i just wait until i feel like michael robinavitch and then i know for sure she's on her way

[sailorpsych @sailorpsychd]

RIZO POSTED THIS VIDEO WITH CHARLIE CAPTIONED "Heated Survivalry" LMFAOOOOO I LOVE THEM 😭😭😭 #Survivor #Survivor50

[captain sassy✨ @Oremacj]

Gas stations at night are so interesting, you’ll be seeing all types of people

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

“You handled it so well!”

Me the moment I got into my car

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[captain sassy✨ @Oremacj]

After this Spurs win all I want is Mama Margie’s🤭

[michell @langdonholic]

this is what clocking in to argue with your father as the eldest daughter feels like

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Crashing out in the gc and no one responds

[captain sassy✨ @Oremacj]

@iRogerDodger Okay so I looked them up too but I didn’t see any reg buffalo wings in their menu

[captain sassy✨ @Oremacj]

I was in a mission to find some good buffalo wings for Serg and then I remembered about Burleson, fucj all those chain restaurant wings

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

when you've had 3 hours of sleep and people keep asking questions at work

[⚡️☠️🇺🇸Notorious🇮🇹☠️⚡️ @CryptoOnlyCoims]

Gonna take a break from Crimson Desert to play Super Sopranos 64

[Neo @NeoWokio]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV