@AmazonChannels This is Oreo, the cute, king of the bitches, breaker of leashes, the house breaker, father of hotdog squeakers, born of the house of kibble.
Oreo slumps into a mild depression after not being mentioned at the Iowa caucus. Oreo feels betrayed by Nikki Haley and releases this statement: "I thought we were friends! We sniffed each other!"
Oreo announces his running mate, spawn of Satan AKA angel the demonic kitten of destruction! This is a huge first crossing party lines to unite both the canine party and the feline national party.
@comcast@HispanicExecMag I came home to my cable line hanging across my driveway and yard. I called and they won't send anyone out because the cable line is "mostly" on my property??????