OrlandoFurioso Jones

Where's my dang checkmark? I was told there would be a checkmark! I'm famous, you know!

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

So hard to keep up with the Joneses. #Orlandopocalypse

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

Day 4 and still no recognition by the Twitter Checkmark Verification Authority. What is this travesty? OTOH, only 8 more followers til 666.

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

@EmiliNaish @UpYoursSL @jarpad That is seriously awesome.

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

Hmm, if I got 31 more followers, I'd have 666.

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

Day 3, yet still no verified account. What even is this life? @TheOrlandoJones

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

@0rlandoJ0ones @punkzarife @Mark_Sheppard How strange! Same dang thing is happening to me!

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

@punkzarife @0rlandoJ0ones @Mark_Sheppard That is so very disturbing.

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

@_OrlandoJones Oh, but meds are good. Take your phone and follow more #brolandos?

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

@RealOrli @OrlandoJones22 I had the same reaction with mine. Laughed so hard!

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

@TheOrlandoJones @realorlijones Can't tell you how hard I laughed as all the notifications came in from my fellow fakes. Hilarious!

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

Many thanks to all my #brolandos and #gishers and friends for helping me reach 400+ followers! #GISHWHES rules!

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

@OrlandoJonsie Hahahahaha! I see you are correct.

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

On the bright side, I need only 5 more followers to complete this item.

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

[Sad cat voice:] Day 2 of GISHWHES and still I have no checkmark.

[tw1nsm0m @tw1nsm0m]

(12) Help build the Orlando Army! #GISHWHES @orlandoooo2014 @orlando_jones68 @MrOrlandoJ68 @OrlandoJones101 @OrflandoJones @jones_trollando

[Orlando Jones @OrlandoJones__]

900 years of time and space, and I've never met anyone who wasn't Orlando. #SleepyWho #GISHWHES2014

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

If you're wondering why my name is spelled @OrflandoJones, the extra F is for fuckery.

[bella☁️ @tomhcIIands]

TWEET ME YOUR ORLANDO JONES ACCOUNTS ILL FOLLOW THEM ALL #gishwhes

[OrlandoFurioso Jones @OrflandoJones]

@SuperWiki Could I get some love for the one and only Orlando Furioso Jones? Please follow and RT! #GISHWHES2014