OrgConfessions

Anonymous Salesforce Org Horror stories

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

A huge thank you from the @OrgConfessions team for continuing finding new and inventive ways to really f**k up an Org. DF19 we were at just 400 confessions. We are now at 1,150 and the misses just keep coming.

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

They keep coming in... up to 1130 confessions

@iangotts

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

The @OrgConfessions of spreadsheets.

Spreadsheet horror stories https://t.co/ieC5MZfVZP

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

With power comes responsibility

[Knotch @KnotchInc]

@bowiebusiness of @salesforce

Join us live: https://t.co/9uBKTHX04x #FutureofContent

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

Not classic v LEX.
MUCH. MUCH. WORSE.
Consultant CTM (career terminating move) or at least CLM (career limiting move)

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

We have a absolute classic for OrgConfession #1000. But you will need to wait as we are only up to 992

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

Confession #983
Record Types are like glitter. Once you have them you can never fully get rid of them.

[Gaurav Kheterpal @gauravkheterpal]

That feeling when you write an Apex Helper class or a generic Lightning Web Component which is used by all other developers on the project team and you don't even know who all are using it!👇👇

#Salesforce
#Apex
#LWC

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

https://t.co/dCF17guccy - CONFESSION #963

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

Up to 960. But #941 is a classic.

#COVID19

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

We have a lot of confessions with custom objects mirroring standard objects or custom fields duplicating standard fields.

[Michelle Regal ☁ @MichelleCRuns]

There is a field on my Org's Account object called Account_Name__c.
It's a formula field.
The formula is: Name.
#WhyAdminsDrink

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

Many of the Confessions are ConsultantConfessions

[Amnon Kruvi 🇬🇧🇮🇱 @KruvMan]

@NaturallyPaul @OrgConfessions #ConsultantConfessions?

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

Another huge week for https://t.co/q0kG7s4vh4. Up to 777 but Confessions #768 is.a clear winner and a fantastic https://t.co/a4Unlm3d34 #23

OrgConfession #768
1.5 MILLION reports and 1.5 MILLION metadata items.

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

Good luck with picking the correct field in PBW as it only displays field labels, not API names

[Michelle Regal ☁ @MichelleCRuns]

Oh look, the consultant created ANOTHER custom field with the exact same name and data type as a standard field on the same object. @OrgConfessions
#WhyAdminsDrink #ConsultantFail

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

All they need to do now is change the label of the standard field to a new name and then rename the custom field to the name of the old standard field
Confession #690

[Michelle Regal ☁ @MichelleCRuns]

Oh look, the consultant created ANOTHER custom field with the exact same name and data type as a standard field on the same object. @OrgConfessions
#WhyAdminsDrink #ConsultantFail

[OrgConfessions @OrgConfessions]

"I had a contract recently to work on expanding out the architecture for a Salesforce org at a pharma company. I asked who was administering the current build – Intern, in college, only other job was a server in a restaurant."

[David Giller @davidgiller]

In order to get one of these stickers absolutely FREE, all you have to do is comment below sharing an outrageous mishap that you or someone else did in #Salesforce.

Only the first 25 valid submissions will get a sticker.

...Go!!

[ian gotts @iangotts]

It looks like @thedailymash in the UK has started reading https://t.co/7pgJVDPz3z

Warning. R rating

[ian gotts @iangotts]

You can't make this stuff up!!!
https://t.co/Mpspr5NOxW

Confession #256 .. it shows SI commitment

@partnerforce @salesforce

[ian gotts @iangotts]

https://t.co/7pgJVDPz3z is getting "too many requests" error message.

Instead go to https://t.co/Mpspr5NOxW (or get back to work)

[ian gotts @iangotts]

https://t.co/7pgJVDPz3z #255
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