Caroline

Elvis loving new Mummy watching far too much trash telly.

[Royale Union Saint-Gilloise @UnionStGilloise]

🇧🇪 Beste landgenoten, chers Belges,

👊 L’Union est de retour en Division 1, de hoogste afdeling. A dimanche !

🟨 #deBXLlafierté 🟦

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🦠 "There is no longer any justification for prolonging the brutal curtailment of individual liberty" | Writes @allisonpearson https://t.co/LwQYvFMlFr

[Chris Rickett @chrisrickett]

Piers Morgan just walked off the Good Morning Britain set (!!!) after co-presenter Alex Beresford defended Harry and Meghan and condemned Piers' treatment of them in yesterday's programming

[Caroline @OrganicCaz]

@alandavies1 I'm so sorry for what you went through, Alan. Your book is amazing; incredibly moving. A beautifully read audiobook. Thank you for being so honest.

[Caroline @OrganicCaz]

@FrankOnTheRadio Jeremy Clarkson

[Joshi Herrmann @joshi]

This story says 82% of critical care beds in Greater Manchester are occupied but for some reason it doesn't mention what a normal occupancy % is. Here are the adult critical care bed numbers for October last year:

Manchester Uni Trust: 87% occupied
Salford: 97%
Tameside: 100%

[MR @MarcusRashford]

I don’t even know what to say.
Just look at what we can do when we come together, THIS is England in 2020.

[Caroline @OrganicCaz]

Best fish & chips in London. Welcome back @toffsfish 💕

[Toffs Fish @toffsfish]

We are delighted to announce we are open for Takeaway only! For more enquires please call - 0208 883 8656

[whitey @nathwhiteee]

That’s the last time I help my mum do a Tiktok

[Royale Union Saint-Gilloise @UnionStGilloise]

🎥 Première journée de Felice Mazzu à l'Union, avec un accueil de notre Président en français, un moment presse à distance et un défi chanson !

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Professor Karol Sikora @ProfKarolSikora]

We're more in control of this virus than many think.

It's sad to see people paralysed with fear and so negative about the future.

We'll adapt, we always do.

Keep your head up, things already feel a lot more normal - if we're all sensible, it will continue to improve.

[Elaine Paige @elaine_paige]

I think I need to clarify to @Telegraph readers, who may have seen the truncated headline, that the full quote is .... "I've been having cocktails parties on Zoom" ... really, matron!! #carryonisolation

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

I worry that the past two months of quarantine have given people the idea that the way for humans to win our million-year war with microbes is to avoid them completely, and I’m here to tell you: you can’t.