Sober Sal

The Former Runner-up to the Local Amateur BBQ Champion / Die Hard Dolphins Fan. #phinsup

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Suck it Johnny Depp.

Check out the giraffe I made.

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@GigglingGanon “Get on the ground.”

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Bookmark this prediction:
Knicks Win

New York is MF New York and they burn their city down.

The new news cycle will distract most, and only fixates on the crime that will occur in celebration but also to show the lawlessness in a popular blue state.

Then they vote red.

[Sober Sal @OrginalSoberSal]

@muheediva01 Extra cheese on a whopper.

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@BeerlyFootball Dynasty 🤣 💀

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@BeerlyFootball Josh Allen will never win a superbowl until he is traded.

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@ronsterd89 Aspen

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@VinnysCorner1 Cleo lemon

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@DougWahl1 Just be a fucking Republican FFS. 🤦

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@alex_8LG IFYKYK

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@Jon_A_Martin71 @OmarKelly You are the reason why my RI autographed ball is proudly displayed in my home bar.

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@RealBrittHughes Blah, blah, blah. None ya business.

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@CollinRugg This is the way.

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@benedictpolizzi Funny. Plus you are a Fins fan. Instant follow.

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@MikeASperrazza @StaticKittyKat @HunterBiden

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@RavenMcBride8 @MzSgtPepper The irony here is that he has no scars.

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@ScalpersDaWild @pok_re92689 @PokeNabu @POKESTREETZ @RattlePokemon @redlands_ie_tcg @Poke_Holics_ @SafariZoneHQ @EthanPham07 No socks with crocks is where I draw the line.

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@Mrgunsngear I knew there would be a titty or two that would pop out.

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@mask_bastard Lmaoooo

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@PureBlood177 @kevinblue345 Support the Blue, unless you are a criminal breaking the law. Make it make sense.

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@CRUSADEUSAM @kevinblue345 This is the dumbest shit I will hear all day, and it’s not even noon.
😆 Patriots! 🤣