Jessi

Certified Internet Trash since 2002. 34, she/they, personal act + Xenosaga archival+ occasional tech ramblings. Systems Admin of Godsibb and FDE of Xeno.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

"If Namco Bandai will not give you a Xenosaga HD remaster then homemade is fine." --Julia Childs I think

[Alan Fisher @alanthefisher]

Once you've lived long enough in the northeast you really do have a visceral reaction sometimes of "y'all really live like that?" when you travel elsewhere in the country

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@jake_demichele @ambig_art @bri_guy_ny Every weekend would be excessive, but in moderation, if there's something wrong with riding the train to NYC with my husband, budgeting some money to good dinner and drinks, maybe a museum or show, taking the train home to bang him and fall asleep, I don't wanna be right.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@jake_demichele @ambig_art @bri_guy_ny I don't understand influencer culture myself, I don't feel the need to broadcast like that. But her day wasn't that different than one I would have living it up every few months (sans a few extras like the cars and the marathon club) and it's a great time occasionally.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@ambig_art @jake_demichele @bri_guy_ny Its a slow day and i haven't had an opportunity to roast someone like this in a while. I saw I could get some blood out of you and you keep delivering.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@ambig_art @jake_demichele @bri_guy_ny The uncle ruckus gif is a nice touch, since you do admittedly look like white uncle ruckus.

But also this woman has a fit body and goes for morning marathon runs. I don't think she needs to sweat a little extra weekend sugar.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@jake_demichele @ambig_art @bri_guy_ny This woman gets up before dawn and goes for runs, I think she can have a couple cocktails. You bedrot on your phone and yell at women on twitter for having more fun than you. Lighten up. Have a New England IPA.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@ambig_art @bri_guy_ny @chonkly_gallery *You* sent me a shirtless video of you whipping off your glasses like you think you're fabio or something. I ain't listening to all that you said, but the act speaks for itself. You spent real human energy on that and took multiple takes. It's like something outta natgeo.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@jake_demichele @ambig_art @bri_guy_ny Why is that worse than drinking the 20th New England IPA and cumming in your girlfriend's face and passing out without brushing your teeth before falling asleep? That seems to be the weekend of a lot of professional men as well. Work hard play hard.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@ambig_art @bri_guy_ny @chonkly_gallery For free? You'll just have to subscribe to my imaginary OF for that action.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@ambig_art @bri_guy_ny @chonkly_gallery How many times did you practice whipping off your zenni opticals for my attention?

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@ambig_art @bri_guy_ny @chonkly_gallery Ah this one. Anyway, I am not the one sending you a nearly 1 minute video unprompted with my shirt off, as much as you wish that to be the case.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@ambig_art @bri_guy_ny @chonkly_gallery I saw the first reply before you deleted it and self edited. I know you're fapping to this.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@ambig_art @bri_guy_ny @chonkly_gallery Why are you stealing jobs from well qualified white men? Don't our American sons deserve the opportunity to become sugar barons? 🧐

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@ambig_art @bri_guy_ny @chonkly_gallery Bro, you don't have to tell me you are inbred. I can see your pfp.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@ambig_art @bri_guy_ny I'm not watching that video but I'm on the floor laughing that you're supposedly a nepo baby yourself. Why aren't you a scientist? Why don't you solve society's issues with anti depressants or whatever? Like go on do something useful with your sugar baron money, champ.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@ambig_art @bri_guy_ny You're so braindead you thought this was some sort of shit drinking meme but it's a coffee machine. You don't know what a coffee server looks like because you've never been in an office because you are a jobless loser.

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@ambig_art @bri_guy_ny

[Jessi @OrigOxymoron]

@ambig_art @bri_guy_ny Wow bro, that's a lot of words to say that you're jealous these women (and myself) make more money than you.