Original Poop Knife

A man learns at age 22 that not every family has a poop knife. Gag gift or daily necessity? You decide. 💩🔪dishwasher safe 💦 😬 #originalpoopknife

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IT'S FINALLY OVER. 😂🤧😭

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Learn about the legend..... 💩

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Let us introduce you to the restroom relief you’ve been looking for.

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From all of us here at The Original Poop Knife...

Have a Crap-Happy Christmas!!!! 💩❤️🎄

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Even Santa Claus Poops. 🎅🏻💩

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Looking for a holiday gift for a special friend?

Give them the poo present that will rock their restroom world! 🚽💕 The Original Poop Knife can cleave colossal craps into more manageable pieces to be freely flushed! 🔪💩 And stylish sewer swag too!

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DUNG IS DAPPER. 💃🏻🕺🏼💩

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In pursuit of the perfect poo present? 💩🎁

The Original Poop Knife! 🥰 Designed to separate those oversized fudge-babies into petite poops that willingly whirl into your septic system, our Poop Knife is a suitable gag-gift for all the friends in your life! 🔪💩🚽

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Got Big Poops? 💩

You’re familiar with that terrifying moment where your tremendous turd refuses to flush.

Fear not! The Original Poop Knife can slice even the sturdiest dooties into smaller bits. Share with your fudge happy family and friends this holiday season! 🎄🎁

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Be a true friend. Help friends flush! 🚽💕

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