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Tarheels/Live Music/but usually just swearing about our slide into authoritarianism 🤪. Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul

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@KeneAkers It’s all about the Seven Mountains Mandate - they (Evangelicals) don’t care who gets them there, they just want total control over society

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@appodlachia I can’t pick just one, y’all
-Heads Carolina, Tails California
-Friends in Low Places
-Chattahoochee 😎

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These whistles are ridiculous! Bunch of phantom calls #MarchMadness #fau #sdsu

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Hey @espn we definitely tuned in to see Bilas chat with Schyer while the game is back on 🙄

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@scottmik104 The Manchester Chalk Dust Tortures. Torturers?

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@Aaronutley5 @UNC_Humor

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@patriottakes Ugh, they’re doing this shit again??? 🙄

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@marcellacomedy @MediumSizeMeech Whenever my sister and I compliment each other’s outfits we still respond with “I look beautiful, I look beautiful. Now get off my dress.”

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@MediumSizeMeech Saved! (One of my all-time favorites)

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@Dianna_2Ns Admiral Benny Nutbush mid-biscuit making 💛

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@weirdlilguys He 🖤s a pile of white sheets

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Gahtdammit Phish, you brilliant bastards 🥹 #PHISHMSG #bohemianghost

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Love Carolina blue on Trey (and a Tweezer opener) #couchtour

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@ALNL Fellow eastern/central North Carolinians - y’all remember Darryl’s??

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Kyrsten Sinema is the Tulsi Gabbard of Jill Steins 🙄

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@EmbryEthan I keep hearing ppl ask “how could anyone vote for Walker?” And I’m like “THEY’RE NOT! THEY’RE VOTING FOR A DAMN PLACEHOLDER!” I’m sorry to yell, but shit is frustrating.

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@sarahclazarus The practitioner who did my second one asked *while she was in process* if I’d ever had a vaginal birth. NO. I haven’t. And my chart is RIGHT THERE.

[Leaundra Ross 🪷💙💚🏈⚾️ @LeaundraRoss]

Well,Damn!

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@ChristnNitemare Love for him to say that to my bearded, blue-collar husband who has painted toenails that he’ll gladly use to kick this “man of god” square in the nuts.